NYPD Blue

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A Hole In Juan

Establishing shots of the 15th precinct lead us to the interrogation room, where Inez waits. Diane charges in and sits down, with Kirky trailing behind again. Di goes, "We know you're upset, and so are we. We're upset here." See how that phrase has a double meaning? Di wants to ask Frankenhooker a series of yes-or-no questions. Even a big old headshake would be okay. Does Frankenhooker get it? A sideways giant-head tilt in the affirmative is the response. Di asks, "Had the baby choked on her vomit?" Frankenhooker goes, "It may have happened when I was out." So did Frankenhooker put the baby in the dumpster then? Totally still, she taps her hand twice on the table. After a silence, Frankenhooker tilts her enormous melon so it faces away (hooray!) and says, "Are we through at this moment? Because I believe I said yes." Damn! Frankenhooker truly IS a monster! Baby-dumpster-putter-inner! Now Kirky and Di have to go tell Rosanna what happened to her baby.

Rosanna takes the news quietly. "Is that how she died?" she asks, after learning about the vomit. "And Inez put her in the dumpster?" Diane says, "She stayed four days when you said you'd be gone three hours." Rosanna starts crying, saying, "I don't know how to live." Really fucking sad.

Whoosh bloosh, and in the office Sip, Ricky and Di are all typing away at their reports. Maria the boss-lady is sitting there, and then she offers her hand out palm up and asks why Ricky-the-former-running-buddy was arrested in Yonkers. He was involved in yet another crime up there, it seems. She huffs and rolls her eyes, saying, "That's criminals for you." Romeo comes in and she jumps up. He goes, "Hi, baby," and she corrects him: "'Hi, baby, and sorry about your stove.'" Bossy! They all leave, and Sip goes, "Bon voyage," while Ricky says, "Stay right." Then after they're gone, Ricky says, "I could have told him it takes forty-seven less muscles to smile." Sip knits his brows together and stares before sending him to "walk them out." As Ricky gets up, he and Diane have that looking/not looking at each other exchange and Sip observes the whole thing. With Ricky gone, Sip asks Di how the talk with Kirkendall went. Uh, badly, baldy! Just then Kirky stomps in and Di says she doesn't want to talk about it. Sip suggests that they talk later. Di is like, never.

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