NYPD Blue

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Saddle up and Ride 'em Out

Station house. Di's rocking a red tank top. Tank top, woo! It's a nice way to end the season. Fancy comes charging in and Di reluctantly follows him into his office. He asks if she's heard about Theo and she says Ricky said he would call. Then the real reason for this meeting: "I want to talk to you about your partner's problem." Di, in the biggest duh ever, says, "Jill?" No, your other partner. "Um, it's personal." Fancy continues. "When she's working, she isn't here. I'm taking her off the chart." Di sputters, "Is that really necessary?" "Yes, if her work is unsatisfying and her partner isn't forthcoming." Di stammers, "Why wouldn't I be forthcoming?" Fancy says, "There you go." Di says telling him might not be good. Fancy frowns. Then, "The job knows." Di loses it. "The job knows! What?" Fancy says, "I need you to be forthcoming and you are being neither concealing nor complicit. That's how I'm gonna write up our talk." Kirky comes into the office room as Di asks, "Tell me what the job knows." Fancy just says, "Would you want that? Now you need to get out of the way."

Di comes out of Fancy's office as if nothing has gone down. Kirky asks about Theo, Di says she's got her fingers crossed for him.

Ricky comes in, saying Theo is waiting for that hollow needle. Di suggests that Ricky be in the cafeteria to support Sip if he needs it (or rather, when), and then sidles up to him and says the job is sitting on Don and Denby -- and Kirky. Ricky booms, "I tell you, that little guy was looking good, bouncing around. At eleven they do that test." Then, more quietly, "So they're on it." Di says about Fancy, "He's gonna say I was neither concealing nor complicit." Ricky whispers, "So you have to get out of the way." Baldwin comes in. Everyone says, "How's it going."

Baldwin goes over to Medavoy's desk and asks him how's it going. Medavoy gets all steamed. "Hey Baldwin, be careful. That was pretty straightforward. You don't wanna say nothing in the squad you can't work out without a secret decoder ring." Aww, is Medavoy feeling left out? Baldwin just rubs his gorgeous head and looks away. Medavoy storms off.

Rick and Di are whispering up a storm about getting out of the way or not, when there's a huge crash, followed by the sound of Medavoy cursing. He yells, "It came off its hinges and I fell on my butt!" The entire squad assembles to see Medavoy on the floor with the refrigerator door right off the hinges. He says petulantly, "Leave me alone!' Hey, it could have been worse. You could have said you fell on your bottom. Everyone obeys but Baldwin, but Medavoy even refuses his help. When he finally stands up, the refrigerator door falls right on his foot. Medavoy screams and hops around on his good foot. Ow!

NYPD Blue

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