Meanwhile Baldwin is typing up his report on Boris's confession and Greg runs over to add that he personally heard everything. Baldwin is all like, Say what? Then Sip and Ricky run over to add that they read Boris his rights on the way back from the hospital. Baldwin is like, Is he gonna remember that? Baldwin looks like he doesn't dig this lying thing but he'll go along with it, and makes to leave. Sip says, This is squad work, and Baldwin is like, "Did I say I had a problem with it? You wanna cut out reading my mind -- you're not that good at it." Sip says, "It's your case," and shuts up. After Baldwin is gone, Sip opens his mouth again and says, "I used to have a yellow laminated card, and when I'd collar up I'd shove it in the guy's face and say, 'You see this, prick!' Then I could testify I gave him his Miranda." Fancy says dryly, "Years ago, right?"
Natasha walks in and looks at Ricky, all quivery. The sad music starts up super-loud. Ricky just walks over to her and she hugs him and cries. The sad music must have tipped her off. John has a really nice reaction shot, in profile. Classy.
Baldwin is getting Boris's confession. He goes through the Miranda step by step. After each right, Baldwin asks if Boris understands, and Boris says "Yes," or "Yeees," or "Yes my friendly friend. And not vonce do the voices come." Baldwin makes Boris mark the report 12:15 PM, so that it matches with Sip and Ricky's report. Boris is totally nuts. Baldwin is bummed.