The super lets Fancy into Lt. Abner's apartment. He goes down the hall. Nothing. Nothing in the bedroom either. He pokes his head into the bathroom, and there's Lt. Abner, lying in the tub. He's shot himself. Fancy checks for a pulse, finds none, and slumps against the wall, devastated.

Oh boy, Billy Crystal is hosting the Oscars, again. I'm really looking forward to the musical parody of Boys Don't Cry. Hint: Use The Cure song!

Dino (the Rat) is waiting to be interviewed. He looks really familiar -- Hey! It's That Guy! From Scorsese movies, I think. Anyways, Ricky and Sip introduce themselves to him and he dully says, 'Delighted." They say, "We'll talk down here," and he goes, "Swell." Dino's bummed.

In the room, Dino asks, "Is it hot in here? It very well could be me. Upstate you freeze your balls off." Sip asks if he's been busy testifying and Dino says, "Endless." Sip goes, "Well, you're such an eloquent witness," and Dino takes offense: "What do you mean? Where are you going with that?" Sip saves himself by saying, "We don't got twelve grades between us, but when I say 'eloquent' I mean 'John Kennedy.'" Dino goes, "Oh -- what you can do for your country," and is soothed. Yeah, he hung out at Pat's bar, "with a certain someone." "Who?" "WHY?" Oy. Ricky asks, "You got a policy on Angela fraternizing?" Dino does not. "No feelings about that?" Dino gets into eloquent mode and says, "Do I look like stone? Do I look like a Greek statue? I'm also going through a real down time with my relationship abilities...I think it has something to do with what they're feeding me upstate. The Dino you may have heard about is not the Dino before you know." Ricky goes, "Who is?"