Sip meets the dishy Theresa, Luciano's alibi. Hello, baby. She stammers, "He was weeth me, protecting my reputation." No, when he was with you that was the OPPOSITE of protecting your reputation. Him LYING was protecting your reputation. Stupid furriners. And, "He knows notheeng about Mary." I hated that movie. She leaves and Ricky suggests that take this new tidbit to Ana. Sip groans, "This is a quagmire." John, reading my mind, makes a perfectly blank "I-don't-care" face. You expressed it, man.
Marcus is in the pokey with Jill and Kirky. He's clear from three days ago, but not last night, when the girl was murdered and stuffed in a trunk! Whoops! Marcus says, "I wasn't even groping no one. You shot me through the grease to get me in here?" Di goes, "A little." Marcus is okay with that! "As long as we straight with each other." He doesn't even mind if they bring in more detectives! "The truth is my protector." Whatever!
Add Baldwin and Greg to the mix. After writing where he was, Marcus says, "I haven't written that much since high school. I probably didn't even write that much IN high school." Oh, how depressing. "Okay, who's driving me home?" Not so fast. Kirky shows him a Polaroid of the dead girl. "I don't know that girl!" He rises from his char but Baldwin places his hand on Marcus' shoulder and gently forces him back down. Just your prints were on the car, Marcus. And they have DNA. AND, the rape proves the murder was pre-meditated. For that he'll get "the needle." Marcus turns to Baldwin and says he has "a little problem with the pipe." Di asks, "So you were crazy when you did this?" Because they know he did it. Marcus says, "The sex come after the girl die. I didn't do it, but I know it. I was an eyewitness. In my cracked-out insanity, I never lifted a hand against her." Oh, BOY.
Sip and Ricky and Fancy blab about their murder case. Fancy asks, "Where are we?" Sip says, "Where we are." Sip thinks Luciano did it. Fancy asks why. Sip goes, "You think I'm gonna find that out in here?"
Ricky and Sip tell Ana about their feelings. "Oh god!" Then, about Theresa. "What does Luciano say?" Then, "Deed I do eet? Deed I do eet?" Sip says, "Everyone wants Luciano...it's Theresa he wants to be throwing humps into, and he made you a patsy!" Ana freaks out. "NO! I need more tea! Leave me alone!"
Ricky and Sip go see Luciano. "Ay, it's the beeg noise-a man!" Sip says, "All he needs is an accordion and a squeaky little monkey." And all Sip needs is Edith Bunker and an easy chair! They say Ana did it. "Ana? Noooo." Ana, YES. They mention conspiracy laws. Luciano doesn't get it. "I tell her don't do eet...I don't kees and talk." They mention statutes and he says, "Statute liberdad!" This episode sucks. SUCKS.