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            <title>NYPD Blue - In-Laws, Outlaws</title>
            <description>In-Laws, Outlaws: Looney-Tunes is killed, is it by other homeless denziens or someone closer to the homestead? And, Ricky &quot;goes&quot; &quot;off&quot;. Not. PLease try and stay awake.</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2001 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>NYPD Blue - Writing Wrongs</title>
            <description>Writing Wrongs: <![CDATA[John gets to baby-sit Theo this week, which means that all the sweetness and   treacle you ever wanted from a show like <i>NYPD Blue</I> in is full effect. Sip   even goes on a date! With a girl! And oh yeah, two people die, one of them a   teenage girl. It's a tender episode, except for the grisly rapes and   murders. Awww!]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 18 Feb 2001 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>NYPD Blue - Fools Russian</title>
            <description>Fools Russian: This Chinese-speaking episode is like that stereotype about eating Chinese: after watching you&apos;ll be hungry an hour later. Like, you&apos;ll be hungry for that hour of your life back.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2001 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>NYPD Blue - Medavoy wants some short people to live</title>
            <description>Family Ties: Yes, Medavoy does a little police work and a lot of &quot;comic&quot; &quot;relief&quot; this week, as he works a hotel murder and reveals some of his kinks. Di dumps Ricky. There&apos;s a plot too -- a B-plot, even -- but no one really cares.</description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 04 Feb 2001 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>NYPD Blue - New cast member! Her ass is no stranger to the small screen.</title>
            <description>Franco, My Dear, I Don&apos;t Give A Damn: <![CDATA[The new ADA is salty, man! She yelled at Sip! And, she was on <I>Baywatch</I>! This   should be good. And a cop was shot. That was bad.]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2001 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>NYPD Blue - Smell the flowers, you hump jerkoffs.</title>
            <description>Waking Up Is Hard To Do: <![CDATA[Hi! (wink)  <br>My name is Andy Sipowicz! (wink wink)  <br>Can you believe I&#146;m in a good mood? (winkity wink wink)  <br>Look, Kim Delaney&#146;s ass!  <br>(Thanks to Sam Adams)]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2001 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>NYPD Blue - Blue is back, now with 75% more ass!</title>
            <description>Daveless In New York: Yes, season eight kicks off with a whoosh as Denby oozes all over Di and Danny&apos;s bare ass gets as much screen time as Medavoy. And Sip? Suffers. For a change.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2001 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>NYPD Blue - Saddle up and Ride &apos;em Out</title>
            <description>Bats Off To Larry/The Last Round Up: Yup, Season Seven is over. Done. Finished. Kirky leaves, I think. Ricky hugs Sip. Di doesn&apos;t drink. The most important thing that happened is that Baldwin dumps Nicole! Reason enough to watch next year and pray for an ass-over.</description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 14 Jun 2000 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>NYPD Blue - Did Don Die or didn&apos;t he?</title>
            <description>This Old Spouse: You won&apos;t find out this episode. Just wait.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 22 May 2000 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>NYPD Blue - Coffee, tea or me?</title>
            <description>Tea And Sympathy: The Brits like tea. Cops like coffee, except for the cops the like booze. Everybody loves Baldwin, but only one woman gets to enjoy his ass. And everyone hates her. The lucky thing.</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 16 May 2000 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>NYPD Blue - Lucky Luciano</title>
            <description>Lucky Luciano: Baldwin meets Nicole, the determined hussy -- I mean reporter -- staking out Pete McGreeney&apos;s house. Later, she clumsily attempts to seduce him, saying, &quot;Would it be easier to get you into bed if I told you I was a sister?&quot; You mean, lie? Sure, tell him you&apos;re gorgeous and talented too, maybe that&apos;ll work.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 01 May 2000 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>NYPD Blue - Roll Out The Barrel</title>
            <description>Roll Out The Barrel: <![CDATA[Fancy sells not-Amway products and then decides not to sell the not-Amway products. Sip thinks he's just not selling to HIM, because if there's one truism on <I>Blue</I>, it's that it's all about Sip, all the time.]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2000 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>NYPD Blue - Goodbye Charlie</title>
            <description>Goodbye Charlie: Dino the mobster makes an &quot;eloquent witness,&quot; and his Naya-sipping, knee-high boot-wearing girlfriend Angela despairs because Dino &quot;never even asks to see (her) tits anymore!&quot; Aww!</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 17 Apr 2000 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>NYPD Blue - Stressed For Success</title>
            <description>Stressed For Success: Ricky gets all bent out of shape when JB disappears, and Mary is annoyed. When he gets annoyed at her, she flips him the bird. That&apos;s mature. Ricky cries to Di over JB&apos;s death, repeating the now-classic phrase, &quot;I don&apos;t know how to live!&quot; Di says she left her manual at home. Sip sees Andy Jr. in a coffee shop, but is it really him?</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 10 Apr 2000 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>NYPD Blue - Sleep Over</title>
            <description>Sleep Over: The funky keyboards start, and we arrive at a fancy apartment with lamps the size of Barbie Dream Houses. They&apos;re almost as pretty, too. Sip and Ricky cruise in and get the lowdown from the uniforms: &quot;Home invasion.&quot; It seems the husband was kidnapped and, later, three black men used his keys to get in and locked his old lady in a closet.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 03 Apr 2000 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>NYPD Blue - The Irvin Files</title>
            <description>The Irvin Files: JB rats his fellow skels out to further his singing career (Ricky says he sings doo-wop like Dion), but goes back on heroin for whatever reason and gets tossed on his ear by Ricky. &quot;Beat it,&quot; he says. I say, that&apos;s a Michael Jackson song, not Dion.</description>
            <link>http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/nypd_blue/the_irvin_files.php</link>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 27 Mar 2000 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>NYPD Blue - Welcome To New York</title>
            <description>Welcome To New York: The daughter is red-haired with very fair eyebrows, and the mom looks like Sissy Spacek. The dad seems hardy enough, but the whole family lacks the necessary grit it takes to live in New York. You can tell just by looking at them. The dad speaks: &quot;Something terrible happened to our daughter. Anya. She was attacked.&quot;</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 20 Mar 2000 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>NYPD Blue - Little Abner</title>
            <description>Little Abner: Right off the bat, we see a dead body lying on the floor in a bar. It seems like a cool bar, though. I&apos;d go on nights when dead bodies aren&apos;t there. Sip cruises in and says, &quot;I&apos;ll see if they&apos;ve got Jerry Vale on the jukebox.&quot; Whoa. I&apos;VE never even heard of Jerry Vale!</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 13 Mar 2000 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>NYPD Blue - Who Murders Sleep</title>
            <description>Who Murders Sleep: Lt. Abner (Baldwin&apos;s old boss) tells Fancy that he doesn&apos;t think Baldwin &quot;was ready to look out at the world through [his] window.&quot; Fancy doesn&apos;t really know what that meant either.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 06 Mar 2000 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>NYPD Blue - Jackass</title>
            <description>Jackass: Ricky has a nightmare about his sisters while Sip gets advice about going out on a date. Ricky toells Di that he wants to be with someone but doesn&apos;t want to hurt anyone (vague much?) and then he and Di KISS EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2000 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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