NYPD Blue

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Sip's on the phone with the security guy, and gives him the brush-off: "I'm not telling him we have a lead." He sees Ricky's sad-looking, wrinkly face and says, "What are you all moped out for?" Ricky takes umbrage at the remark and says, "Does 'moped out' mean 'disappointed'? I'm disappointed that JB's using again." Sip snarks, "Are you also taken unawares when the sun sets?" Yeah, junkies are junkies, and don't forget that water is wet! JB calls and says he's got the old-man-killer guy, and that they have to go get him now. They rush out, with Sip yelling at John about his Zen rock garden: "Look at this, now I don't have to visit Stonehenge." Hey, you don't have to do anything but listen to your Connie Francis records, you old coot.

JB is on the street, badgering a fruit-truck driver: "Do you know what Aikido is? This is the crane attack position of advanced Aikido!" Okay, first: The check to the Japanese is in the mail; your culture is totally being plundered in this episode. Second: Aikido is a DEFENSIVE martial art. The crane pose you're doing is from karate/The Karate Kid, so quit it, you freak. Sip pops open the fruit truck and arrests the guy. Ricky throws JB on the ground and arrests him for the heroin he's got, cracking, "Lucky I got you down so you can't go into crane attack mode." The fruit truck guy asks to go because he fruit will spoil if he doesn't. Fine, go haul your peaches, Peaches.

Rafaela's husband's in being interviewed, reluctantly: "I don't like it here in America." Hey, that's not how the song goes! Haven't you seen those fucking Gap ads they run every five minutes? So, the husband went away for a while and when he came back, his wife was pregnant with her boss's baby. He didn't like that. "She doesn't believe in the operation. I won't take care of another man's baby!" So she took the baby, was gone for two days, and came back without the baby. Didn't he ask what happened? Didn't he care at all? He yells, "It's not my baby!" All the Blue cops look bummed and Kirky slips out.

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