Martinez is wisely counseling Jason to "communicate with [his] mom better." Jason has "no dad." Bummer! Di and Sonia come in and Martinez tells her Jason is working. Sonia disputes this, saying, "I don't think he has a job -- I think it's her influence." God, Sonia, chill! She grabs Jason by the ear and drags him out of the station house.

Di tells Kirky and Martinez what the mom thinks, waggling her eyebrows for effect when Martinez asks, "What kind of relationship with his teacher?" I'd say the illicit doing-it kind, okay? There's no answer at the computer store, so Kirky decides to go down there and check things out.

Sip and Ricky are grilling the Ozzy lookalike, and it's like some bad after-school special. He's got a totally Midwestern stoner accent. And then he says "There was an open-mic opportunity I was playing at...I got in at like 3 AM...I was having trouble with the uh...uhh..." He make this totally vague gesture and after a million years says "electric key thing." Dude, you were soo stoned. That's when he saw the person storm out of the B.B.I.T.B.T.'s room. "I sensed trouble," Ozzy says. Wow, maybe weed doesn't kill brain cells! Just kidding! "Get to the tattoos," growls Sip. Ozzy is reluctant, but finally gives up the info. "A blue dagger on one hand...'Tommy' on the back of the neck." Ricky, all hand-hold-y, says "See? That was very helpful for us." Ozzy goes, "Good for you...sucks for me." Hee. "I helped you out...help me out?" It seems Ozzy was about to skip out on his hotel bill and has some debt built up. And do they have any weed lying around? He's all out. Then he groans, "This blows." Sip makes a "dude, chill" face. Hee.

On the street, a very non-gritty-looking balding dude is opening his lil' computer shop. Geek alert! Woop woop! Di and Kirky cruise up and start firing questions at him, like, does Jason Lopez work here? Uh, yeah, sure he does? Are you ladies interested in a computer? As a total aside, I cannot believe that ANY detectives ANYWHERE, let alone NEW YORK CITY would actually look into this non-theft case. Aren't there more corpses in bathtubs they can check out somewhere? Anyway, Bald Geek says he has an apprentice program and Jason is in it...well, actually Jason is the ONLY apprentice...well, really Jenny (LeTourneau!) Peters, Jason's teacher, said to SAY that Jason works at the Geek Store. She's a "saint crusader for Latino kids." Wow, is that like a superhero or something? LATINO CRUSADER TO THE RESCUE! Kirky dryly says, "Really? Is she a crusader for Latino girls too?" Di goes, "Stick around." And they split. Bald Geek is petrified.