The Fanny-Packer comes in with Greg: "When my brother was cursing me out, that could be used as a confession, right?" It sure would be convenient, wouldn't it? "Now what are the chances of my release?" Greg says, "Nil. You're an accessory to murder." The Fanny-Packer is all like, hey! Then Baldwin comes in and the Fanny-Packer freaks! "It's him! Come to get me! Shoot! Shoot!" Greg says, all casual, "Oh he's just going to his desk." The Fanny-Packer realizes he was tricked and says, "This is sick! Everything about what you people do!" Oh, there's another phrase I hate: "You people." I hate it 100%. Baldwin has a sweet smile on his face and doesn't even look at the Fanny-Packer. Ha ha, Fanny-Packer!
Sip and Ricky bring in the son. He looks young and dumb. They look big-eyed at each other and then start. He doesn't remember any girl and he didn't kill her. No, he doesn't and he didn't. Neither did his father; he's a good dad. Ricky finally loses it and screams, "Say it! If you're lying I'm gonna see it in your eyes!" The son says lamely, "It was a coma she had," and Ricky THROWS him on the floor and starts choking him. "SAY IT! SAY IT!" The son starts crying and says, "All right! It was me! It was me!" before totally breaking down in tears. Sip looks at Ricky like, whoa.
Sip gets a cop out in the hall to sit with the son: "He's a little shook up." The anonymous cop asks, "You wanna keep him that way?" No, no brutality is needed -- but thanks for asking! You're the best. Sip follows Ricky into the bathroom for the Ally McBeal segment. Ricky mutters, "Murdering bastard." Ling comes out of a stall and jumps his bones. Just kidding! Bygones, okay? Sip goes, "The worst." Ricky says, "A defenseless little girl." Sip tells Ricky that he can call the dad back in and he'll take the son's statement. Ricky gets a little mad that Sip thinks he can't "use effective police procedure," but then does what he says anyway. As he charges out, Sip asks, "What's wrong?" Sip's reaching out! Don't smack his hand away!
Ricky comes out and sees Di. They "hi" each other. Ricky says he went off to get a confession but Sip reined him in. Di says he would do the same for Sip. Ricky says thank god for partners. Aanywaays. Di says real fast. "AreyoumeetingMaryafterworkdoyouwanttogogetabite?" Some kind of bite, baby -- yes indeedy. Ricky jumps at the chance and they arrange to meet at Paddy O'Furnitures, Irish/Cop bar for all your entertainment needs. Fancy comes in to kill the mood and say that they found the Geezer, but he won't come back in. Tell him there's peanut brittle! He should come a-runnin'.