So Ricky is helping L-T move into his cell, and Ricky got him a whole pizza to eat. L-T is pretty happy about this, but nervous about being locked up. Ricky says that he'll tell the guard to keep the door open, and the camera waves down to show L-T putting a toaster oven in front of the open door. He gives Ricky a magnet, then a helmet made from aluminum foil. No, it was just a magnet. Ricky says he'll put it on his fridge. Really? You will? Oh boy! L-T is beside himself, then leaps up to shake Ricky's hand and calls him "one of the good people." Ricky says L-T is too.
Professor McHeartlessford is brought in. He's all like, did you get that Chris guy? You said I needed to look at some photos? Baldwin is like, just one photo, and it's his ID from the motel he checked into with Alyssa. Professor McHeartlessford quickly cops to going there with her, and to being "intimate" with her, but he didn't kill her, oh noo. Di flips, and yells, "You aren't talking to a bunch of fifteen-year-olds NOW." The Prof makes some noise like he wants to talk to a lawyer, and Baldwin scares him into talking with them about it first, because if he gets a lawyer it'll be all over the press in seconds, and when he gets to jail - boom! Pedophiles and child-killers are generally not treated so warmly, I've heard. Di says that they could call this " a crime of passion...use it." The Prof sighs, poses, and begins to speak: "She had her sights set on me...the long looks, following me to my car..." This is exactly the same speech Chris made, but done less crudely. Baldwin asks if the Prof got angry, and the Prof said he "got scared! The phone calls, coming to my house, wanting to talk to my wife! I saw my life unraveling!" What a fucking tool. Di asks, "So you killed her to shut her up?" The Prof says he met her "one last time," and raised his fist to "scare her, to tell her to leave me alone!" and when she screamed, he grabbed her throat and then, he guesses, "blacked out." Medavoy asks if he blacks out a lot, or if that was a one-time thing. The Prof asks what's going to happen to Chris the rapist, and Baldwin says, "Let's worry about what's going to happen to you." Yes, let's, you evil evil man.