Once Upon a Time in Wonderland
Forget Me Not

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Mindy Monez: B+ | 25 USERS: A-
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It’s a Wonderland of Puns!
In a hurry? Read the recaplet for a nutshell description!

"A few years ago... In the Enchanted Forest." A fancy armed carriage driving through the woods at night comes upon a group of men attending to an injured guy in the road. But, of course, this is all a ruse. As the carriage guards generously attend to the injured man, a thief drops from a tree branch and robs them blind. Yay? These rich people didn't seem that bad, actually!

Cut to: A bonfire where our thieves (including the "injured" man, who is just fine now) boozing and laughing about the whole ordeal. A man who is unnamed as yet but is clearly Robin Hood raises a toast to his "Merry Men." Then – surprise! – the Knave of Hearts strides into the party with a bag full of stolen candlesticks (he robbed a Clue factory, apparently). Robin Hood congratulates him and then raises a toast "to Will Scarlet [O'Hara]!"

Back in the present in Wonderland, Alice and the Knave are back on that awful main road that looks like Myst, admiring the Knave's Wanted posters on their way. They strategize about what to do about the bottle, and while Alice is at a loss, the Knave recommends they find an enchanted piece of rope called a "Forget-Me-Knot," which will allow them to see the most recent events at the bottle's final resting place at the topiary garden. As I mentioned in the recaplet, the garden's most recent events should be Alice and the Knave freaking out about the bottle going missing, but hey, every episode in this universe needs a Macguffin and this week it's the "Forget-Me-Knot." Don't ask too many questions.

Back in Jafar's Sex Tower Dungeon, Jafar and the Red Queen have decided to mess with Cyrus a bit. They've had a whole catered meal spread out on an honest-to-god dining room table on the platform in front of Cyrus's cage. They pretend to invite him to dinner like some kind of weird middle-aged magical bullies, then Jafar taunts Cyrus with the origami message Alice sent, which was just floating around the halls of the place, indiscrete as hell. You mean there was a flaw in that awesome origami plan? I can't believe it.

Jafar and the Red Queen explain to him that they are going to force Alice to use up her three wishes so they can have Cyrus for themselves. He says she would never! They laugh at him and bring out Jafar's massive book o' evil to brainstorm ways to make Alice desperate.

Back on Myst lane, Alice is freaking out because the Knave thinks the Caterpillar has the Forget-Me-Knot, which, considering he's put like 97 bounties on the Knave's head, is not exactly a great situation. The Knave tells her to chill, he's got a plan. He's going to play Let's Make a Deal with the Caterpillar because apparently the Caterpillar is a dealoholic.

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