Once Upon a Time
Once Upon a Time

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True Love? It Doesn't Exist.

When Snow learns Princess Blondie is Charming's fiancée she laughs and then rants about arranged marriages between royals, generally for political reasons. "True love? It doesn't exist." Charming allows that this marriage is a political merger, but wants to get to the point. He'll cut Snow down from the net, and she will lead him to whoever has her jewels and get back his ring. Snow asks why she'd do that. Charming: "Because you don't want me to tell anyone who you are." He takes out a wanted posted bearing her likeness that reads: WANTED For crimes against the Queen: MURDER, TREASON, TREACHERY. Charming says, "Snow White, help me get my ring back, or I'll turn you over to the Queen's forces. And I have a feeling the Queen's not as charming as I am." Charming cuts the rope. The net comes crashing down. Snow screams and we cut to...

Storybrooke, Granny's Diner, Morning: Emma thanks Henry for the shirt he stole for her, from his mother. When Mary walks in, Emma warns Henry not to get his hopes up, so of course Mary comes over and gets Henry's hopes soaring. She agrees to go back to the hospital and read to him some more. Emma stops her for some stupid adult rationality. Mary starts to explains, "If I got through to him...if I made a connection..." Emma cuts her off: "You don't believe..." Mary: "That he's Prince Charming? Of course not, but somehow, someway, I touched him." Emma looks like she either thinks everyone else is on drugs, or perhaps she's wishing for some herself.

When they get to the hospital, Whale and some nurses are in Doe's room, looking down at the bed. The Sheriff stops the women and Henry from approaching the room and then explains Doe is missing. When the Sheriff steps aside, we see Regina is in Doe's room as well. She glares at Henry and the women, as she looms over the empty bed. Commercial.

After the break, Regina charges out of the room and heads straight for Emma. "What the hell are you doing here?" She grabs Henry a little too forcefully and pulls him toward her a little too hard. "And you. I thought you were at the arcade. Now you're lying to me?" Mary asks what happened to John Doe. "Did someone take him?" The Sheriff says they don't know, but his IV was ripped off, but there was no sign of a struggle. Henry looks at Regina. "What did you do?" Regina is offended that Henry thinks she has something to do with this. Emma notes it is a little weird that the Mayor is there. Regina says she's Doe's emergency contact. She found him on the side of the road years ago, with no identification. When Mary asks if Doe will be okay, Whale says Doe has been on feeding tubes for years, so no, not unless they get him back right away. Okay, ripping out an IV? I can buy that. I don't know enough about feeding tubes, but it sounds more complicated to me. Anyhow, Emma says, "Let's stop yapping and let's start looking." Regina: "That's what we're doing. Just stay out of this, dear. And since I clearly can't keep you away from my son, I guess I'm just going to have to keep my son away from you." She grabs Henry's hand. And pauses as she passes Emma. "Enjoy my shirt, because that's all you're getting." She turns back to the men. "Sheriff, find John Doe. You heard the doctor. Time is precious."

Once Upon a Time

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