Haley's got Brooke, and the two of them walk toward the car. Brooke says, "We should totally hang out more often. What is your name?" Haley. "I don't like that name, let's call you Brooke." Peyton opens the door, and Brooke falls into the backseat. Haley tries to bail, but Peyton asks, "Where's your ride?" Haley tells her she'll take the last bus back. Peyton says, "It just left." Brooke drunks up from the backseat, "That's perfect! Brooke, you can come with us!" Brooke begins to beg Peyton to let Haley, or "Brooke," come with them. Peyton says, "Just don't touch the stereo, or we'll have a problem." Brooke starts singing, "We're going on a road trip, we're going on a road trip!"
The Goon-mobile pulls up to a gas bar; as the car stops, Nathan says, "All right. This is my stop, thanks for the ride, fellows." One goon says, "This one's funny, Thing, let's kill him last." Nathan says, "Your name is Thing?" Thing says, "That's right, Thing." Heh. They're named Thing, Thing 1 and Thing 3. Thing pulls out a pistol, and Thing 3 says, "Take your clothes off, boys, we're going shopping."
The Small Business League dinner is in full swing at this point. It's an elegant affair, all fall colours, pretty table decorations, nice tablecloths. Karen wears her black dress, and Keith wears a nice grey suit. He holds her chair for her as she sits down, holding her hide-the-pregnancy shawl tightly to her midriff. Keith says, "Well, what do you know, we finally got the center aisle this year." He jokes, "The guy must have thought I said Dan Scott." Karen mocks, "No, Dan's table has one spot for Dan and five for his ego." Heh. Speak of the Dadzilla, because Dan and Deb approach the table. Dan says, "Well, well, well, isn't this cozy." Deb says warmly, "Hi Karen." Karen says hello just as warmly. Keith says, "Hi Deb, Dan." Then the four of them get busy looking completely and totally uncomfortable.
Nathan and Luke walk into the store/restaurant/gas bar wearing only their sneakers and boxers. So cute -- Nathan still looks like a little boy, even though he's quite muscular. Heh. Luke's very skinny. He's got some money tucked into his boxers like he's a male stripper. Anyway. Luke consults the list and says, "Hemorrhoid ointment." Nathan bitches, "You know, this is crap. They're morons, not killers. I'll bet that's not even a real gun." Luke advises that they should just play the game, get their clothes, and get home. Nathan agrees. The store owner doesn't like the looks of them; he thinks they're up to something, so he dials 911. Luke says, "Case of beer and we're out of here." Nathan says, "How are we going to pull that off?" This coming from the guy who had a keg party at his house, but whatever. Luke replies, "Would you card us?" As the boys turn around, we see that Luke has "Ravens" in black marker on his back, and Nathan has "Suck." Man, The Things really are idiots.