One Tree Hill
One Tree Hill

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Ragdoll: B- | 569 USERS: B-
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When It Rains, It Pours

Dan and Steamy Kerry have moved inside the house now. The sun's gone down, and the loving is about to begin. But wait! Dan opens up a drawer to find a corkscrew, and he sees a picture of him and Deb looking happy at the beach house. Now that just throws him for a loop. Kerry jokes, "You'd better find one or you'll never get me drunk." Ew. I should spell her name with a "C" and call her "Carrie the Cougar." Maybe we can start a breakfast cereal for desperate, pathetic women who throw themselves at married men. Dan pauses for a minute. He looks at the picture, and Kerry wonders what's up. He apologises, and then says, "I'm sorry. I'm sure you're a great person, Kerry, but I have a wife I love very much." Her off-the-shoulder shirt almost reveals her entire left breast, and holy breast, Batman. Whew. Kerry slithers up to him and says, "That's a coincidence, because I also have a husband that I love very much" -- which is cougar code for "let's get it on" -- "but then again our spouses aren't here, are they." And the bad timing just keeps on ticking, because it's from Kerry's lips to God's ears as Deb walks in and sees Dan there with her, candles lit, about to make out. Kerry says, "Or maybe one of them is." Deb's shock just sort of hangs there in the room, as Dan looks guilty as sin. Kerry says quietly, "I, ah, guess I'll go." Dan says, "Deb." But she doesn't say anything, and her face looks like her heart would if you could actually see it breaking.

One Tree Hill

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