Back inside the dorm, Brooke leads Lucas to the right room. He knocks politely. Then he screams, "Hey, open the door." Gabe tells him to piss off. Luke looks around and mocks, "Piss off?" He looks to some random guy standing there: "This your dorm?" The guy nods. Luke barks, "Go get your R.A." Then he kicks the door down. Yup, he lifts up his Nike-encrusted foot and jams that door wide open with one kick. Gabe jumps up and shouts, "Hey! Man!" Brooke tells Luke that's the guy. Luke races in, grabs Gabe, and pounds him against the wall. "What did you put into her drink?" Gabe mutters, "I didn't put anything in her drink." Luke says menacingly, "You can tell me or you can tell the police." Gabe's music blasts away in the background. He shakes his head: "It was nothing, man, one roofie." Luke doesn't like that answer. He wants to know where he keeps the drugs. Gabe's not giving up his stash. So, of course, Luke bashes him a good one in the face. Brooke has to look away. Hell, he couldn't have punched him all that hard, because dude's face isn't even bleeding. Luke lets him go for a second, so Gabe can change his answer. He bounds over and grabs the roofies from Gabe's secret stash, shakes his head for a minute. Then he walks back and punches him again. The crowd goes, "Whoa!" Luke grabs Gabe and says, "You'd better hope to God she's all right." Then he races out of the room, just like the Knight in Shining Sweatpants he truly is -- yawn. The whole Saint Lucas thing is getting a bit tired.

Nathan and Haley search through the racks for the next envelope. Haley isn't really doing much looking -- she's more standing next to the least sexy items in the store and hiding. Nathan quips, "You know, this would go a lot faster if you did some looking." Haley's eyes jut downward: "I'm going to kill Brooke." Aw, so cute; she's embarrassed to be in the sexy store with the boy she likes. Nathan finds the envelope: "Congratulations. Now buy each other a gift and exchange them on the way to -- there's another address here." Haley: "This is so wrong!" Nathan: "You want to quit?" Haley: "I didn't say that." She looks up at him: "Let's shop." They take off in opposite directions.

Minutes later, they're back outside. Nathan's got a rather large bag; Haley has a much smaller one. He laughs: "Did you see what that saleslady was wearing?" Haley jokes, "Or not wearing!" She hands him the bag. He pulls out a pair of socks. Heh. Nathan rolls his eyes: "Socks?" Haley: "I was playing it safe." He hands her his present to her, and she pulls out a really pretty nightgown, all satin and stuff. Suffice it to say, Haley's shocked: "Wow! This is really nice." Nathan says, "Okay, we go to this next place and if it sucks, we'll just go get some pizza." Haley smiles broadly and says okay.