Orange Is the New Black

Ep.

Title

Air/Pub'l

Grade

Author

1-13
Recaplet

A Christmas Story

Can’t Fix Crazy - The holidays in prison are just about as crappy as you'd expect.

07.11.2013
08.13.2013
A

Angel Cohn

1-12
Recaplet

Mean Girls

Fool Me Once - Someone finally calls Piper out for not being the nice girl she thinks she is, and Claudette loses it when her appeal goes south.

07.11.2013
08.07.2013
A

Angel Cohn

1-11
Recaplet

Nothing More Than Feelings

Tall Men With Feelings - We like Piper more than Larry, Crazy Eyes nearly makes us cry and we're feeling bad for a pathetic Pornstache? What is this show trying to do to us?

07.11.2013
08.05.2013

Angel Cohn

1-10
Recaplet

"Bitches Gots to Learn"

Bora, Bora, Bora - Piper becomes amazing, Tucky starts doing faith healing, a group of delinquent teens visit for some scared straight lessons and things go poorly for Tricia.

07.11.2013
08.01.2013
A+

Angel Cohn

1-9
Recaplet

How Do I Get You Alone?

F*cksgiving - Piper pisses of Healy with her lesbian antics and winds up in solitary instead of eating urine-filled gravy for Thanksgiving.

07.11.2013
07.31.2013
A+

Angel Cohn

1-8
Recaplet

Twix Are For Kids

Moscow Mule - Red has long been a genius smuggler, and it seems like everyone is either pregnant or in the midst of delivering a child.

09.19.2014
07.26.2013
A

Angel Cohn

1-7
Recaplet

This Is WAC

Blood Donut - Piper learns that WAC is BS (which we could have told her) and Janae could have been a college track star, but is instead getting in fights with yoga instructors in jail.

07.11.2013
07.25.2013
A

Angel Cohn

1-6
Recaplet

Vote for the Worst

WAC Pack - It may come as a shock to some of you, but politics inside of prison are totally corrupt.

07.11.2013
07.24.2013
A

Angel Cohn

1-5
Recaplet

Tastes Like Chicken

The Chickening - Piper has the entire prison go on a wild chicken chase and Diaz has the worst mother.

07.22.2013
07.22.2013
A

Angel Cohn

1-4
Recaplet

Screwed

Imaginary Enemies - Piper idiotically steals a screwdriver and has to clean up urine, so it’s a winning few days in prison for her.

07.11.2013
07.18.2013
A

Angel Cohn

1-3
Recaplet

I'm Not a Witch, I'm Your Wife

Lesbian Request Denied - Piper gets wifed up and we learn how Burset landed her lovely self in prison.

09.19.2014
07.17.2013
A

Angel Cohn

1-2
Recaplet

Pop Off

Tit Punch - We learn that Red has quite the backstory.

07.11.2013
07.16.2013
A

Angel Cohn

1-1
Recaplet

Jailhouse Rock

I Wasn't Ready - Thirty-something Piper is paying for the sins of her twenty-something lesbian self by serving her prison stint and making new uses for maxi-pads.

07.11.2013
07.11.2013
A

Angel Cohn

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