Oz

So Long, And Thanks For All The Dick

By Aaron | Aired on 2003.02.23

Exeunt Omnes - This is the end, my felonious friends. This is the end. And with that being the case, I find myself for the first time faced with the task of administering last rites to a show that's been on TV longer...

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6-8 Recap	So Long, And Thanks For All The Dick Exeunt Omnes - Goodnight moon. Goodnight spoon. Goodnight neck-string. Goodnight prag flings. Farewell, valiant prisoners of Oz. 'Tis a far far better place you go to now.	2003.02.23 2003.03.01	B	Aaron
Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Grade	Author
6-7 Recap	The Pest Savant at the End of the Universe Junkyard Dawgs - Whether it's Leo winning a lifetime achievement award, or the dumbest man in Oz mathematically proving that a lack of light will one day destroy the entire universe, this penultimate episode serves up all sorts of tiny treats. There's also pot brownies, drag queens, and the unforgettable image of Keller French-kissing Vern Schillinger. What's not to like?	2003.02.16 2003.02.22	B	Aaron
6-6 Recap	Baldness <> Death A Day In The Death... - Flouting established HBO conventions at every turn, this episode proves that sandwiches really do bring families closer together, and that a freshly shorn scalp doesn't always mean instantaneous death. What's next -- an episode where nobody swears?	2003.02.09 2003.02.15	B	Aaron
6-5 Recap	Stool Pigeon 4 Giveness - Keller's a rat, Cyril's incontinent, Beecher's back in Oz, and Patti isn't dead yet.	2003.02.02 2003.02.08	B	Aaron
6-4 Recap	Super Hole A Failure To Communicate - While everyone else was watching the Super Bowl, Beecher was busy throwing a judicial block to spring Keller from death row. Meanwhile, Governor Y.A. Little complains about the murder rate in Oz, the Muslims are forced to trot out their back-up quarterback, Robson helps Cutler improve his hang time after enduring one too many roughing the kicker penalties, Crackhead Cosby suffers a mutiny when he calls in the wrong play, Alvarez suffers the heartbreak of seeing his girlfriend sign a free-agent contract with a rival team, and I'm forced to mentally deploy Tampa Bay's ferocious "cover two" defense against the prospect of a naked Rebadow reading aloud to an equally naked and also cancerous Patti LuPone.	2003.01.26 2003.02.01	B+	Aaron
6-3 Recap	Free at last, free at last, thank God almighty, he is free at last! Sonata de Oz - On the eve of Martin Luther King day, Tobias Beecher finally walks free out of Oz and promptly celebrates by putting on the ugliest sweater since before Cosby was a crackhead. And then a black civil rights leader gets assassinated. Someone in the HBO scheduling department has a really sick sense of humor.	2003.01.19 2003.01.25	B	Aaron
6-2 Recap	There is no spoon. See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Smell No Evil - Just keep telling yourself that. Over and over and over again.	2003.01.12 2003.01.18	B	Aaron
6-1 Recap	Do you shiv or swallow? Dead Man Talking - There comes a time in every prag's life when he must choke down his fears, suck up to his boss, and provide that one special service that will earn his freedom. This is that time for Cindy Brady.	2003.01.05 2003.01.11	B	Aaron
5-8 Recap	Limp Bizkit Impotence - We laughed. We cried. It was better then Cats. It was, too, so just shut up, Betty Buckley.	2002.02.24 2002.02.25	B	Chuck
5-7 Recap	Ghetto Fabulous Good Intentions - In which our plucky band of criminals learns that, if you're a vituperative white supremacist with receding gums, you should never, ever make fun of a dentist.	2002.02.17 2002.02.22	B-	Chuck