Oz

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Megyn: D | 707 USERS: B-
YOU GRADE IT
A Cock And Balls Story

Sister Pete and "Glen Garry" Glynn "Ghostbuster" question William in his cell as to what provoked him to stab Bevelaqua and Alvarez. William launches into a story about his tormented childhood, which involves a cookie jar (the hell?) incident and lying and telling his mother abut stealing a chocolate chip cookie -- why must he talk like Tarzan? Broken sentences do not equal good acting. I turn up the hot plate. William says he kills but he never lies.

Hoyt and Hernandez are pissed that Alvarez is still alive, and they plot to get rid of him, Cut to Schillinger and Ryan in the mailroom. Schillinger opens a letter from his sister with a note and pictures of both his sons. He talks about how he misses the other one now that the first one is gone and then tosses it in the trash. Well, I guess THAT moment passed. A little later, Schillinger delivers an empty envelope to Beecher, telling him he had to confiscate the contents. He won't tell him why. The letter was from Beecher's grandmother. Beecher's had it. Go Beecher.

Cut to Father Mukada and Beecher. Mukada tells Beecher he's got to forgive Schillinger. Beecher claims he has, and he's tried to make peace, but Schillinger's not having any of it. We then see Beecher seeking advice from Said. Said tells him he must do something extraordinary for Schillinger in order to bring peace between the two of them. An act of kindness. Beecher's dad comes to visit, and Beecher asks his father to find Schillinger's other son as a favor to him.

Cut to Keller standing watching TV; Beecher approaches. Keller asks how the visit went and tells him he smells sexy. Beecher tells him it's his father's aftershave. Ew. He breaks it to Keller that he asked his father to find ol' Vern's son. Keller's hella pissed. Beecher tells him he just wants to stop living every day in fear, that sometimes he just wants to wipe away the past and everything he's done to hurt people, and maybe this is the way to do that. He basically wants to atone for killing Andrew, Schillinger's son. Keller tells him, "Oz didn't make you a bitch; you were born one." Yeah, I totally relate to that. I know I've honed my God given gift since birth. Anyway, a fight ensues between the two lovers. Ooooh! Catfight. Beecher pops Keller in the face. Keller is choking Beecher. They get broken up; Beecher's taken to solitary. Naked. Yeah.

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