Oz

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Megyn: D | 709 USERS: B-
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A Cock And Balls Story

Back to Augustus rambling about crime and punishment. Blah blah b-l-a-h. Next, we see on the news that Shirley Bellinger is returning to Oz after miscarrying under suspicious circumstances. The governor revoked her pardon and now she's back on death row. Serial Mom wants her old cell back and despite offering sexual favors to the guy who is in her old cell, she's getting nowhere (the guy doesn't like girls that way). She then introduces herself to the other inmate, who also seems to hate her. Then she tries Moses. They have meaningless dialogue about how Moses got into Oz; he murdered his lover and her husband because he's got "principles." Uh-huh. Cut to scene in which Governor Devlin's campaign manager is asking Glynn if he'd be interested in running as Devlin's lieutenant governor. Apparently, Frank Feely has cancer, so he won't be re-running with Devlin.

McManus gets the update on where Whittlesey is from Pepa from Salt 'n' Pepa; Whittlesey was due back from vacation that day, but she didn't show up for her shift. He tells Pepa to have Diane call him. We are treated to a flashback of him asking Diane to try "it" with him again.

Sister Pete tells McManus that she talked to Diane, who is still in London and is getting married to a guard she met in front of Buckingham Palace. At first McManus thinks she's joking, and when it becomes clear that she isn't, he doesn't take it well. Sister Pete regards him calmly and waits. He freaks out. But wait, there's more! Diane doesn't want to talk to McManus, and Sister backs her up on that. She reminds him that Diane's had a tough time of it in the past and deserves to be happy. He ponders this. She offers him support, and he pulls out a bottle of whiskey. Good idea. Let's drink together.

Cut to Wangler asking Adebesi if he still has the gun. Okay, time out. What's up with that hat on his head? Did Wile E. Coyote drop a boulder on his head, causing one of those huge lumps, and he hooks the hat on it? Is it a tumor? A little friend in hiding? I need to know. HOW DOES IT STAY ON HIS HEAD? Adebesi tells Wangler he's biding his time and waiting for the appropriate opportunity. If he uses the gun, he'll end up in solitary or death row. He has plans, and he reminds Wangler that they need a black man running Emerald City. Wangler looks confused and says he doesn't understand. Adebesi says, "Of course you don't." Cut to Glynn telling McManus that Adebesi requested to be transferred back to his section. He wants to oblige Adebesi, since his goal is to keep the racial waters calm.

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