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A Cock And Balls Story

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A Cock And Balls Story

Later, we see poor Frenchy crying to McManus. It's actually pretty pitiful. He's totally got tears running down his face and he just seems so beaten down. Damn you, Wangler! I seriously want to hug the guy. McManus tells him it's basically his word against Wangler's, and suggests that he write his family and have them send him another pair. Poor Frenchy says it's no use since Wangler will just steal those too, and he gives a big snuffle into his tissue. I'm telling you, I can't watch this. He's breaking my heart. I want to buy him all the shoes he wants. Poor little Frenchy. McManus confides that he doesn't like Wangler and his buddies either, so if Frenchy wants to help McManus hang them out to dry he should let him know, but until then he should wear slippers from the infirmary. Aw.

In the gym, Wangler the big damn bully makes Frenchy play one-on-one basketball with him, and proceeds to beat him up during the game. Frenchy falls down a lot. Afterwards, while Frenchy's lying there, Wangler does his best Mars Blackmon and says, "Must be the shoes." Bastard.

Ryan tells McManus that he should transfer Frenchy out of Emerald City. He later helps Frenchy by giving him a joint, and tells him to stand up to Wangler and his crew, and should the opportunity present itself, grab it, 'cause he won't get a second chance, blah blah. Cut to Ryan talking to "Little Hat" Adebisi. Cut to Cyril sitting forlornly in his pod. I smell building tension; the end of the show must be getting close. Frenchy finds a gun sitting on his bed, which he shoves under his pillow. Little Hat looks on in the other pod. Wonder who put the gun there.

The next day. Frenchy gets a package -- probably shoes. Wangler walks over to begin picking on him, and Frenchy warns him to back off while backing up to the stairs. Wangler incredulously asks Frenchy if he's trying to stand up to him. Frenchy pulls the gun on Wangler and starts shooting; he hits Wangler, then shoots again and hits Poet. Then a guard is hit, and finally Keller, who falls to the ground swearing. The SWAT team closes in on Frenchy, who is now at the top of the stairs, so poor Frenchy turns the gun and puts it in his mouth in slo-mo, and we see the blood splatter against the walls of Little Hat's pod. Whew! Viva la France. And that's the end of the first show of this season. I'm gonna go take a scalding hot shower and recover while pondering my secret new love for Ryan.

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