Oz

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Couch Baron: B- | 402 USERS: C+
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See No Evil

In the main area, we get our typical gossipy aftermath, as Coushaine exposits that Schillinger treated both Beecher's ankles equally. Said seethes to Arif that Schillinger did this, and I hope Beecher realizes what a prick he was to Said last episode. Ryan, too, is outraged. McManus storms up and asks what happened, and Metzger faux-sincerely says he doesn't know, but he'll find out. Given how angry he was at Mack Daddy's death, he's totally tipping his hand here. The shock is that it looks like McManus might actually be picking up on that. Amazing. Cut to Beecher, casts on his arms and legs. He's seething, but that could be because he hasn't shaved his stupid beard and now he can't scratch. Serves him right. In the Pod of Pernicious Plots, Keller puts his arms on Toby's bed and looks like he actually misses him. Well, nothing says "I'm sorry" like a sponge bath and a blowjob. And yeah, you probably don't want to know what says "I love you" in Oz.

In a hallway, McManus asks Glynn what he knows about Metzger. Glynn's answer: Nothing, basically. Well, thanks for taking time out of your busy schedule to tell us that, Leo. Sheesh. I hope you at least make your own coffee in the mornings. Later, McManus is looking out the window of his office when Metzger passes by and gives him the fakest of fake smiles. You'd think McManus would be used to that, but maybe most people flip him the bird instead. I know I do. And now that they've established that McManus is onto Metzger, I will be ten times as annoyed if they drop it without explanation.

Hill tells us that you can escape Oz through your soul, as we see Adebisi in the cage. Good one, Fontana. Next thing you know you'll be telling us that Poet can escape through his brains. Or that Rick Fox can escape through his acting.

Oz

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