Oz

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Wrestlemania

And now another scene you've all been waiting for, judging from the forums. Keller and Beecher enter the gym, and Keller starts teaching Beecher how to wrestle. Okay, this is porn, plain and simple. Nothing wrong with it, but let's call a spade a spade. Keller takes Beecher down a few times as Schillinger surreptitiously watches. We only see his face, so to what degree he's enjoying the proceedings is unclear, but he certainly seems pleased enough. Meanwhile, who wears short shorts? Keller wears short shorts, and I'd say something about his ass, but I know you've all seen "Revenge Is Sweet," so I won't bother. Schillinger leaves before Beecher and Keller go again from a position that, well, to put it delicately, calls to mind the words "arf arf." Keller definitely gets a hand in Beecher's crotch at one point; then he takes off his shirt, credits-style. If you ask me, they're doing this all out of order, but what do I know about wrestling? Beecher goes shirtless also. Someone needs to hose these two down already. And after that, the hose should be turned on the forums. Put those cigarettes down, people! You don't even smoke! (Sars, you're excused.)

Cut to Beecher and Keller playing chess. No, not like that. They're already bantering like a couple. McManus somberly enters and asks Beecher for a word. Keller asks what Beecher did, but Beecher explains that if you do something wrong, you go to McManus's office, while if he comes to you, it's to deliver bad news. Sounds right to me. McManus asks if Beecher wants Keller. He says yes. Actually, he asked if he wanted Keller to hear this, but I think the answer was "yes" to both questions. McManus tells Beecher that his wife killed herself. Beecher tries valiantly to hold it together as he asks how. The answer is that she locked herself in the garage and started the car running. Oy. Beecher asks about his kids, is told that they're fine and with his family, and says he wants to see them, to which McManus answers that he already scheduled a visit for the following day. McManus says he's sorry. Beecher asks if Genevieve left a note, and McManus says he'll try to find out. He leaves. Keller asks if Beecher wants to keep playing, or go wrestle, or for him to leave. Beecher shakes his head, and then covers his face in his hands. Keller grabs his head, and tells him to cry if he wants, but Beecher's a big girl now, so he throws the table over instead. That gets everyone's attention, but Keller easily tells the hack that there's no problem. Beecher hugs the wall as Keller bets himself that he can be in Beecher's pants within a day.

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