Oz

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Megyn: D | 341 USERS: B-
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Once, Twice, Three Times As Shady

Beecher. He's dreaming of his two children waving bloody stumps. It's a wee bit contrived. He cries in his sleep, and we pan down to Keller looking equal parts concerned and annoyed. Next day, Keller is speaking to Father Mukada about Sister Pete's seemingly blasé attitude towards Beecher's situation and concludes that it must have to do with him. Father Mukada: "Shocking as it may seem, not everything on the planet has to do with you." Word. Word! We cut to Sister Pete and Mukada. Keller is right -- it is about him! Pete feels the façade she's been operating behind during her whole "questioning her faith" period will crumble if she looks Beecher in the eye, and that would be worse than being no help to him. Uh. Okay.

Switch to Gen Pop. Schillinger stands looking in the mirror while pulling on his right eyelid. His cellmate -- whose name escapes me, so we'll just call him "Snoops," because he reminds me of Madame Medusa's henchman in The Rescuers -- reports to Schillinger that Beech hasn't left his pod in three days and does nothing except sob. Snoops calls him a wuss. Snoops is an ass. Schillinger: "The truly elegant part of this plan of mine is that we don't physically touch Beecher but the damage done is far more hideous." He walks to the front of his cell: "Time to put three and four into motion." Then we see Schillinger on the phone with Hank. "Time to drop off the package."

Father Mukada with Mr. Beecher. Enter Beecher with hands stuffed in his sweatshirt pockets. "Take a seat, Toby." Beecher cuts his dad off. "I know what this is about, Dad. The FBI found Gary?" "Yes." "Gary's body...? He's dead." Beecher continues, "I knew it. I knew it when I heard about the hand." He asks about Holly, but there's no word yet. "I'd like to go to Gary's funeral -- like to bury him next to his mother so I can see the graves I've dug lined up right next to the other." Yeesh! His father hugs him, sobbing. Beecher looks at him and tells him he has no tears left. After gazing at his Dad numbly, Beecher leaves the room. More tears from the head vampire. Mukada lights up.

Oz

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