Which turns out to involve killing Omar! Woo hoo! Ding-dong, the dork is dead! I've never been so happy in my life! Hell, even the sight of the ridiculous Resusci-Annie CPR doll they're using to play Omar's lifeless corpse isn't enough to ruin my mood. Idzik gets carted off to solitary, and in a touch of continuity that's probably completely accidental, he even gets Omar's old cell. Aw. That's almost touching, in a Thank God We Never Have To See Either Of Them Again sort of way. I will say, however, that if Idzik fucks Claire before this is over, I'm not recapping the finale. Not even Sars would fire me for refusing to write about that. ["For putting the idea in Fontana's head, on the other hand…" -- Sars]

Hill. One man's trash is another man's treasure. Does that mean that somebody out there actually likes these monologues?

We now move into the "Not Important This Week, But Don't Forget About These Guys Before The Finale" segment of the show, which opens with Robson striding into the hospital ward to be told that he's just tested HIV positive. He's obviously upset at the news, and while there's been a lot of speculation in the forums about where he might have caught it, I think it's a pretty safe bet that our buddy Wolfgang will ultimately prove to be the culprit. It's more dramatic that way, don't you think? Of course, that leads me to wonder why Robson couldn't have been the one to write a book. I can totally see it now: From Hemi-Penis to HIV: When Bad Things Happen to Bad People. Now, that I would buy. Robson demands that Gloria not tell anyone about his condition, and she agrees, despite the fact that she's required by both law and continuity to immediately transfer his ass to the AIDS ward. He also insists that she destroy his file, and this time she refuses. So he grabs it off her desk and tears it into tiny little pieces right in front of her. Oh, yeah. That'll work. Assuming no one in Oz has ever heard of a photocopier, that is. Then again…