Oz

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Megyn: A- | 369 USERS: C+
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Return of the Jab-eye

Cut to establishing scene, where we see that Omar White is not only going to Em City, but is the lucky winner of one camera crew following him while he seeks out his new digs. He goes into Hill's pod. Poor Hill. He always gets the weird ones. White introduces Hill to his ignorance right away by asking him if he's "cripple or something?" Then he asks him if he has any drugs. White's gonna go crazy without drugs. Hill doesn't have any drugs. Lights out.

We see Glynn and McManus, drinking. Hey! Great! I'll join you! Sure, I've got a head start since I've been drinking Nyquil since the beginning of this recapping odyssey, but I've got some week-old Merlot. Bottoms up! Murphy enters to report, "We have minor upset in Em City and a big fight in Unit B." He tells them that the camera crew is focusing on Schillinger.

Hill. Something about TV and channel surfing. I think he's trying to convey how the media manipulates? I can't be sure. The anvil really hurt when it landed on my face, and I'm a little dizzy. Let me just take another sip of Merlot.

Okay. It's time for count. Everyone exits their cell. Ryan comes out, zipping his pants, and focuses on White, who is just below him. Cut to White begging any Tom, Dick, or Harry for tits. Ryan, of course skulking nearby, emerges and feigns sympathy while cooing about how the hacks are keeping the drugs out of Oz. White starts to whine and moan. Ryan gives him a tit to calm him. See what he did there? He created the urgency? And supplied? He'll make a fine salesman in ten to fourteen years. White establishes that he won't give Ryan head. Nice to see an inmate with standards. Ryan says he just wants White to do some business for him. When the time is right, of course.

Oz

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