http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/ en Copyright 2012 Sat, 01 Mar 2003 22:00:00 -0500 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Exeunt Omnes: Oz. 'Tis a far far better place you go to now.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/exeunt-omnes.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/exeunt-omnes.php Sat, 01 Mar 2003 22:00:00 -0500 Junkyard Dawgs: Whether it's Leo winning a lifetime achievement award, or the dumbest man in Oz mathematically proving that a lack of light will one day destroy the entire universe, this penultimate episode serves up all sorts of tiny treats. There's also pot brownies, drag queens, and the unforgettable image of Keller French-kissing Vern Schillinger. What's not to like? http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/junkyard-dawgs.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/junkyard-dawgs.php Sat, 22 Feb 2003 22:00:00 -0500 A Day In The Death...: Flouting established HBO conventions at every turn, this episode proves that sandwiches really do bring families closer together, and that a freshly shorn scalp doesn't always mean instantaneous death. What's next -- an episode where nobody swears? http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/a-day-in-the-death.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/a-day-in-the-death.php Sat, 15 Feb 2003 22:00:00 -0500 4 Giveness: Keller's a rat, Cyril's incontinent, Beecher's back in Oz, and Patti isn't dead yet. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/4-giveness.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/4-giveness.php Sat, 08 Feb 2003 22:00:00 -0500 A Failure To Communicate: While everyone else was watching the Super Bowl, Beecher was busy throwing a judicial block to spring Keller from death row. Meanwhile, Governor Y.A. Little complains about the murder rate in Oz, the Muslims are forced to trot out their back-up quarterback, Robson helps Cutler improve his hang time after enduring one too many roughing the kicker penalties, Crackhead Cosby suffers a mutiny when he calls in the wrong play, Alvarez suffers the heartbreak of seeing his girlfriend sign a free-agent contract with a rival team, and I'm forced to mentally deploy Tampa Bay's ferocious "cover two" defense against the prospect of a naked Rebadow reading aloud to an equally naked and also cancerous Patti LuPone. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/a-failure-to-communicate.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/a-failure-to-communicate.php Sat, 01 Feb 2003 22:00:00 -0500 Sonata de Oz: On the eve of Martin Luther King day, Tobias Beecher finally walks free out of Oz and promptly celebrates by putting on the ugliest sweater since before Cosby was a crackhead. And then a black civil rights leader gets assassinated. Someone in the HBO scheduling department has a really sick sense of humor. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/sonata-de-oz.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/sonata-de-oz.php Sat, 25 Jan 2003 22:00:00 -0500 See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Smell No Evil: Just keep telling yourself that. Over and over and over again. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/see-no-evil-hear-no-evil-smell.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/see-no-evil-hear-no-evil-smell.php Sat, 18 Jan 2003 22:00:00 -0500 Dead Man Talking: There comes a time in every prag's life when he must choke down his fears, suck up to his boss, and provide that one special service that will earn his freedom. This is that time for Cindy Brady. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/dead-man-talking.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/dead-man-talking.php Sat, 11 Jan 2003 22:00:00 -0500 Impotence: Cats. It was, too, so just shut up, Betty Buckley.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/impotence.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/impotence.php Mon, 25 Feb 2002 22:00:00 -0500 Good Intentions: In which our plucky band of criminals learns that, if you're a vituperative white supremacist with receding gums, you should never, ever make fun of a dentist. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/good-intentions.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/good-intentions.php Fri, 22 Feb 2002 22:00:00 -0500 Variety: In this week's Very Special Episode, Beecher sings and Schillinger dances. Father Mukada endures his very own disco inferno. Said returns to the human race. Half the cast relocates to Benchley Memorial. And, bless his little heart, Timmy Kirk finally gives head. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/variety.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/variety.php Tue, 12 Feb 2002 22:00:00 -0500 Wheel Of Fortune: Says it all. In a word. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/wheel-of-fortune.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/wheel-of-fortune.php Tue, 05 Feb 2002 22:00:00 -0500 Next Stop: Valhalla: The inmates train seeing-eye dogs. Perhaps they should try giving the dogs to the staff. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/next-stop-valhalla.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/next-stop-valhalla.php Tue, 29 Jan 2002 22:00:00 -0500 Dream A Little Dream Of Me: Hey, it's Oz. Where everybody gets fucked. Except Beecher. And he's the only one who really wants it. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/dream-a-little-dream-of-me.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/dream-a-little-dream-of-me.php Thu, 24 Jan 2002 22:00:00 -0500 Laws Of Gravity: During which no one does anything that's remotely out of character. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/laws-of-gravity.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/laws-of-gravity.php Tue, 15 Jan 2002 22:00:00 -0500 Visitation: So many subplots, so little of interest. Oodles of manflesh, suffering womanfolk, and all the usual labyrinthine, headache-inducing twists and turns. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/visitation.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/visitation.php Fri, 11 Jan 2002 22:00:00 -0500 Famous Last Words: Oz
That, at best, covered all known faux pas
I'm paid to recap it
But instead formed the habit
Of drinking wine quickly through straws.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/famous-last-words.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/famous-last-words.php Fri, 02 Mar 2001 22:00:00 -0500 Even The Score: They kill Tug real good in this one. Elsewhere, Beecher gets permission to be paroled. I form a large bruise from slapping my forehead. It's good clean fun for the whole family. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/even-the-score.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/even-the-score.php Sat, 24 Feb 2001 22:00:00 -0500 Orpheus Descending: Turns out Arif saw Ryan greasing Keenan, but only just now told anyone. Uh-huh. Now he wants Ryan sent to death row. That story is as believable as the one I gave my boss when I was late three days in a row. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/orpheus-descending.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/orpheus-descending.php Sat, 17 Feb 2001 22:00:00 -0500 Blizzard Of '01: This is the question Hill raises as he fights for a better tomorrow. Burr thinks tomorrow is just fine as it is, and the boys all get restless as they get ready to rumble like it's 1999. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/blizzard-of-01.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/oz/blizzard-of-01.php Sun, 11 Feb 2001 19:00:00 -0500