Ryan meets with Healy, but the hacks grab them faster than a plate of fresh doughnuts. Glynn calls for O'Reily to be taken to the Hole as McManus gives Healy a good little slap in the face. Well, it was actually supposed to be a punch, but I thought I'd cut him a break, because it was pretty damn girly. Diane observes all, "Why'd I start running cigarettes in the one episode in which Glynn cares what the hacks do?"
In Glynn's office, Healy tells him he gave Oz everything he had. Glynn does his best Said impression and tosses him out.
Ryan, in the hole. Naked. Yeah. McManus asks him to testify against Healy, but Mickey knows the hacks will kill him if he does, and refuses. McManus says he'll see him in a month. Naked Ryan for a month? McManus, there may be hope for you yet. A hack comes in and asks Ryan who ratted, and Mickey completes his day's work by pointing him Pokelwaldt's way. I knew he'd take care of him. Pokelwaldt get wheeled into the infirmary with severe head trauma. Montage of Ryan going a little nuts in the hole. There are some bigger nuts included as well. Pause. Rewind. Play. Pause. Rewind. Play. Pause. Rewind. Slow-forward. Finally, with Ryan lying on the floor, the hack enters and tells him he's done. Ryan gives us another dick shot as he rises and says, "Piece of cake." You said a mouthful. So to speak.
Adebisi tries to play pinochle with Schibetta, only he calls it "Pinocchio." Schibetta: "How do you keep that hat on your head? Velcro?" Hee. Wiser Guys than you have wondered that, Schibetta. Ryan appears, and Schibetta dismisses Adebisi. Adebisi finds Wangler under the stairs. Good place for him. Adebisi grabs his drugs away from him. Aw, someone's upset that he's not at the cool kids' table any more! Adebisi says he's in the mood to kill Ryan and Schibetta. Well, that's a little extreme for the schoolyard, don't you think? Wangler's into offing Schibetta as well, and Adebisi tells him to stick around. Wangler smiles. Shut up and go back to sniffing your baby's diaper, Wangler.
Hill tells us we can get addicted to things other than drugs. Dude, you said that already. In this episode. Don't make me come over there.
Beecher and Schillinger enter their pod. Beecher sits on his bed, but Schillinger asks him for a goodnight kiss. Hee. Beecher resignedly gives him a peck that is unfortunately obscured by Schillinger's body. Schillinger: "I'm beginning to think you don't love me any more." Vern, Beecher may not, but the audience certainly does, and we know a lot better. Schillinger goes on that the romance has left their relationship, but he has a cure. He gives Beecher a tube of Dick Suck Red of his very own, and commands him to put some on. Beecher refuses, but Schillinger says he can wait for Beecher to surprise him, although not too long. Again, this is Oz -- I'd expect Beecher to have the whole Mary Kay catalogue by the time this episode is over.