Oz

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Couch Baron: A- | 299 USERS: C+
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Don't Worry, The Title's Ironic

Pokelwaldt tells Glynn and McManus that he'll testify against Adebisi, Wangler, and Markstram. Glynn says they need to learn how the drugs are getting in, and Pokelwaldt says he'll find out so they can "bust Adebisi's ass." Again, I'm not seeing how this is a wise plan. Adebisi's hand has a long reach. And let's not even get started on his dick. McManus asks if Pokelwaldt's been to drug counseling. Pokelwaldt slimes that he has, but even McManus knows he's lying. He says he'll go that day, and leaves. McManus grins at Glynn all, "Oh, those wacky prisoners." Shut up, McManus's grin. I thought I told you that already. Adebisi and Wangler see Pokelwaldt leave the meeting, because talking about someone in Oz teleports them within twenty feet of you, it would seem.

Ryan and Beecher get really, really high. Pokelwaldt enters, and Ryan tells him he can't squeeze his tits any more, because he never pays. Beecher playfully squeezes Ryan's chest. Aw. Shame they don't call drugs "dick." Pokelwaldt demands to know how "Markstram and his crew" get their drugs into Oz, like, whoa, dude -- are you sure you weren't CIA on the outside? No, apparently he's looking to "fuck those niggers up," which gets Ryan relatively serious. He says he doesn't know how they're doing it, but he has a couple of ideas, and offers Pokelwaldt a hit. I don't remember what happens from here, but I'm guessing that Mickey, even in his heroin-addled state, is way too smart to team up with this two-bit loser. Meanwhile, Beecher thinks, "I'm gonna kill this guy for horning in on my Ryan time." It takes him about eight minutes to form that thought, but once he does, he's hella pissed, I can tell you.

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