Okay, sidebar: What the hell kind of bullshit plan was that? Pancamo and Schibetta, without weapons of any kind, take on Adebisi in a tight area filled with implements that Adebisi is certain to be able to grab to defend himself? Plus, how did they know that Wangler and the others wouldn't return to help Adebisi? And what was with Pancamo giving away the element of surprise -- did he really think that Adebisi was so overmatched that it didn't matter? I mean, I know Schibetta's kind of dim, and the steroids may have affected Chuckie's cognitive capacities, but this was one of the worst plans I've ever seen on this show, and that's saying a lot.
Pancamo gets wheeled into the infirmary, still unconscious, as Schibetta lies next to him, awake but eyes closed. Yeah, a lot of people aren't happy with their first experience, but this one does seem particularly bad. In the doorway, Burruano tells Glynn that Schibetta's rectum was bleeding. Well, that's a new twist on "ridden hard and put away wet." Apparently, Schibetta's claiming not to remember what happened. Glynn: "He knows. He's too ashamed to admit he took one up the ass." Glynn, you may not actually do anything as the warden, but I couldn't have said it better myself. Immediately trying to prove me wrong, Glynn says he's going to fire the hack that let this happen. You go, girlfriend. Once Glynn's gone, Burruano approaches Schibetta and tells him the family has decided that someone with less experience with anal sex will be taking over operations in Oz. Schibetta nods, but asks Burruano not to tell his father. Oh, he saw the whole thing from above, Petey, and believe me, he's not going to be able to look Adebisi's dad in the eye for a while. Burruano pats Schibetta's arm as he notes the marbles falling out of his ear.