Oz

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Couch Baron: A+ | 782 USERS: C+
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We're Off To See The Wizard

1 PM. Said addresses a small group of followers as Ortolani watches from a distance. Said says they must achieve purity, and that they can't use drugs, alcohol, or cigarettes. He goes on, "No foul language and no abnormal sex." Two words for you, Said: Fuck. That. He goes on about how strong they are as a people, as Diane observes and confers with a hack who looks suspiciously like Richard Gere. Schillinger saunters over as Said talks about their enslavement by the white man. Not liking what he's hearing, Schillinger pulls out a Marlboro (See? See?) and joins Ortolani. Schillinger says that Said is a threat, and to tell Schibetta they have to stick together. Ortolani retorts that Schillinger can tell Schibetta himself. Schillinger then realizes that the problem might go away on its own, as Markstram, Keane, and Adebisi accost the now-genuflecting Muslims. Adebisi introduces himself by shoving Said's face into his open pants. Ah, memories. The Muslims start to move, but Said waves them off. Keane gets in Said's face about his drug-use discouragement, and pulls off his cap. Said tells him Muslims believe in non-violence, and in respecting their neighbors. Keane: "We. Don't." By way of answering, Said turns to an older follower and tells him to hit him. After a few blows to the face, Diane calls for them to break it up. Keane, realizing he's getting more than he bargained for, starts to leave. Said, blood running down his face, repeats his stock blessing, along with what I assume is an English translation, "Peace be unto you." He and Ortolani exchange a glance.

3 PM. Schibetta, Ortolani, and D'Angelo play cards until D'Angelo drops the bomb that Ryan will be arriving at Oz the next day, although he won't be in Em City. Ortolani gets all hot and bothered, but Schibetta tells him not to do anything unless he says so. Hey, better get it in before the death penalty gets reinstated. Later, in the gym, Ortolani works the speed bag and has a flashback to the shooting. And now we get our first look at the present-day Ryan, as he gets his picture taken in a t-shirt and red briefs. I think I'll use the pause button for a moment. Gotta say, those briefs have a job of work, given what we see later of his endowments. Actually, this is Oz -- I don't have to censor myself. Man's got a big schlong, people. Ryan gets his bedclothes.

Oz

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