Poor Kristina! She got this buzz on specifically to instigate the sexy time, and now she has to deal with the woman-like emotions of her husband? So unfair. "You're not telling her that you're not enjoying it?" he wonders. She insists that no, that's not what she's saying, and that yes, she's enjoying it "a LOT!" He is still skeptical and she resorts to teenage-style prevarications. "What?" she asks when he raises yet another eyebrow. "What did I tell her when? Why are you looking at me like that? I'm starting to get sweaty!" Hee. She finally admits that, yes, once in a while she fakes it. "I don't want you to think I'm don't appreciate the effort!" she says, which is the truth, I'm sure, but of course it's the wrong thing to say. "I don't need you to comfort me by faking it!" Adam gripes. Kristina suggests that maybe he sit down and eat something. "Or drink," she says. "Why don't you have a drink?"
Adam wonders if just now, when he came home and she was kissing him, she was faking it. "Honey, understand something," Kristina says, slowly, so that maybe he WILL understand it. "I feel better today than I have in so long." Y'all, stress will kill you. Go get laid off and adopt a baby and see what I am talking about. Wait, no. Don't do that first one. The second thing though, by all means do that! I can't recommend it enough!
Adam is still suspicious. He needs specifics. "What about that time after the Jon Stewart Daily Show? he asks. "That was pretty intense. That was the real deal, right?" First of all, I love the targeted branding. Secondly, that's a man right there -- I'm sure he had to wait until the show was over that night, and then in a complete smug liberal frenzy, had the best sex of his life. Nothing turns such a dude on more than hating crazy conservatives, believe that. And, I know he's having some issues right now, but President Obama is one sexy world leader. Anyway, Kristina, though it's obvious she's having trouble recalling that romantic night in front of Jon Stewart, says yes, yes, that was hot stuff. Adam just wants to know he's satisfying his wife, which is sweet, but dude, just be happy she's happy right now. To borrow a phrase I often scream at the television during football games: it's time to capitalize on the momentum. (Not that I screamed it that often last year during my alma mater's National Championship of Ass Kicking I Love You Sweet Home Alabama You Make Me Want to Live Again Football Season, or anything.)









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