Katie stops by Crosby's boat TO FREAK HIM OUT. She notes that he didn't come in to work today, even though he didn't have to, and she thinks it is because he is panicking after the doctor's visit. He smiles bleakly, because, yeah. She then leans over him and swears that she will uphold the deal they made where she promised to wait three years to have a kid. But, really, she sees no reason not to completely reverse course, go back on their deal, and start pressuring him to have a kid RIGHT NOW. I guess that's a pick up line. Crosby looks like he's going to die.
Amber is waiting on the porch for her mom to tell her the verdict of her meeting with Mr. Cyr. Sarah claims that she didn't tell him the truth because she believes in Amber. Also, that she is seeking her revenge in other more subtle, but far more embarrassing ways. Also also, she wants Amber to write a paper on The Sound and the Fury just so she can read it aloud at the next adult gathering. Adam pulls up to drop Drew off and Sarah is pleased that Adam has stepped into the Father Figure role, but not in the creepy George Michael way. Don't get me wrong, I love the song, but would you want him singing it about YOUR kid? Please say no. Adam then gives Drew his glove and Drew looks touched and then Sarah looks touched. So touching.
Crosby decides to bite the maturity bullet and goes to ask Jabbar's mom for a paternity test. She is irked by this request, which actually seems like a pretty standard course of action to me. But I've never unwittingly knocked anyone up. She is also unimpressed with his foisting of the blame onto his sister. She hasn't asked him for money or a kidney or anything. She just wanted her son to know his irresponsible and feckless father. No questions asked. She shuts the door in his face.
Kristina is re-stocking the toilet paper supplies in the master bathroom when she hears something. She open's Haddie's door and finds Haddie iChatting with Steve and she has wandered right into the iSight camera in her bathrobe and with toilet paper rolls. Awkward! She barks at Haddie to get off the computer because it is after 10:30. Haddie hangs up with Suck Up Steve, who, of course, is all too willing to comply with a parent's request. She then starts haranguing her mother and suggests she take a parenting lesson from Steve's parents and give her some privacy. No way! Privacy leads to pregnancy leads to not going to Harvard. EVERY TIME.