Claudia and Bailey are eating lunch outside. Bailey asks what's up, and Claudia asks why she can't treat her brother to a nice lunch. Bailey says she can, but in seventeen years, she hasn't. Bailey Salinger, ladies and gentlemen! He'll be here all week. Try the fish, it's delicious. Bailey says Claudia had that "I need to tell you something" tone on the phone. Claudia says that she's going to Juilliard in the fall. Bailey asks about Stanford, and Claude says it was safe, but she got a good financial aid package and work-study from Juilliard, and she really wants it. Bailey says she should budget for train tickets. Claudia can't believe he expects her to take the train back and forth to San Francisco. Bailey says he meant to Philadelphia. Claudia doesn't know anyone in Philadelphia. Bailey says, "You know me."
Julia is planning a dinner with her family to make her big announcement. Justin wonders why they can't just tell them one-by-one, as they see them. Julia says she wants to make a big deal out of it because she needs the attention and praise. Well, really she says it is a big deal, and she wants to make an event out of it. She doesn't want to have a series of heart-to-hearts and weigh the pros and cons. She wants to stand up at Salinger's with a smile on her face and say she's going and Justin's going with her, and she's excited and they should be excited for her.
At dinner, Claudia asks what all the mystery is about. Julia says she has an announcement, but she wants everyone to order first so she can build the tension. Bailey says before she tells her news, he has some news for her, but everyone else already knows. He tells her about his college deal. Julia can't believe it, because that's her news. She got a job in DC and Justin already transferred to Georgetown, to which I give a big whatever, because that's just not possible. Bailey says he thought she and Justin were engaged, and Julia says, "Engaged? What are you, clueless? Justin just got separated a month ago." Claudia says they're all leaving, since she's going to Juilliard. Julia's all, "What about Stanford?" Charlie tells everyone to wait, and says he talked to Bailey about him leaving. Julia asks if Bailey gets to go just because he talked to Charlie first. What is she, four? Oh wait, it's Julia. I should know better. Bailey says his thing is all set, and Julia says hers is too, and Claudia says hers is too. Owen stops the conversation by asking who's going to stay with him and Charlie if they all go. Everyone looks down at their plate and feels guilty. Check, please!