At the restaurant, Fiona puts some finishing touches on a waitress who is apparently wearing Fiona's outlandish fashions. See, Bailey transformed the restaurant into a fashion show. Will is serving a group of people at a table, and pointing out the "high-contrast stitching" on the legs of his pants. A woman asks Griffin, who is wearing a really ugly shirt, to turn around. Griffin refuses, because he thinks the woman wants to check him out, but she says she wants to see "how the seat tapers." Griffin says he's not showing her his ass (and he says "ass"! Sorry, I'm five years old.). He walks away and the woman checks him out anyway. Bailey (wearing something so horrific I can't even describe it, but let's just say "butterfly collar") tells Fiona that they don't have any orders yet, and Fiona Britspeaks "Brill!" and says it's thrilling to see her clothes walking around. Holly walks in and looks stunned, like, didn't Bailey tell her he was going to do this? Holly walks up and asks Bailey what he's doing and Bailey says he's helping Fiona. Holly says they talked about helping by making calls and finding a sewing machine, but not by spending money. Holly wonders if it freaked Bailey out when she said Fiona might not find her calling. Bailey says no one can buy the clothes if they don't see them. Holly asks who's buying them now. Bailey admits that no one has yet. Holly says he is making the same mistakes their parents made by giving Fiona breaks she can't expect in real life, and allowing her to continue living in this fantasy, and that he's kind, but he's not really helping her. Then she walks out, but not before running into someone wearing Sarah Jessica Parker's outfit from Girls Just Want to Have Fun.
Party of Five
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Party of Five