Bailey comes into the kitchen to find some breakfast. Will says, "I love that guy and all, but what does he have that I don't have? A tattoo? An old limp? I can get those. Here, kick me. Kick me right here in the shin." Bailey looks out the window to see what the hell Will is talking about, and spies Griffin and Fiona making out. Will says Fiona goes for "the whole Brando thing" and that they are going to Alcatraz today. Bailey says, "Alcatraz?" and heads outside, where he tells Fiona she can't go to Alcatraz today. Will stands behind Bailey and repeats everything he says to taunt Griffin. Griffin says he things it should be up to Fiona to decide what to do. Bailey says he lined up a lot of buyers to see her work, except there's no work. Fiona Britspeaks, "odd bird" and says she doesn't want to go see the buyers because she's a fraud. Bailey says he will help her be a success, and asks what he can do to make this work. Fiona thinks while the Flute of Whimsy plays in the background, and she finally comes out with "A fashion show." Then we see shots of Griffin and Will standing there, so you know they are going to be involved somehow. I just hope it doesn't involve men in drag, because that conceit is so tired.
Claudia walks up to Todd and says she's glad to see him because he left so quickly the day before that she thought he was embarrassed. Todd says, "Embarrassed?" Claudia says she got rattled, but that proves she wasn't the best choice, because as soon as Todd took over first chair, he got it on the first take. Todd says he knows what Claudia's trying to do so she should just cut the act. Every time she wins, she just apologizes and it's the same "fake humility" act she used in the seventh grade. He starts to walk away and Claudia follows him, seeking further explanation. Todd says he wanted first chair, but not because she pitied him. Claudia asks if he thinks she messed up on purpose. Todd says he's not that fragile. Claudia asks him about his act, and that he was practically praying she would screw up while pretending to be supportive, and that's why she messed up. Todd says she can't handle competing. Claudia's all, "I can't handle competing? I can handle competing. You wanna see me competing? You got it." Yeah! Go, Claude!