Bailey is studying in Holly's apartment and Will walks in. Bailey comments that Will has his own keys now. Yeah, maybe Bailey missed it but Holly and Will are MARRIED. Will asks if Bailey's going to be around for a while, which Bailey is. Will and Holly are going to be working on questions for their interview, but if Bailey is quiet, it should work out. Bailey looks offended. Will wants Bay to help with some questions. Holly talked to a friend who went through an INS interview, and got some sample questions. Should Holly really be telling people she's in a sham marriage? Will asks what side of the bed Holly sleeps on. Bailey replies left. Is that the left if you are standing looking at the bed, or the left if you're in the bed? That's my question. Will says, "That puts me on the right." Bailey says it actually puts him on the right. Again with the insecurity. Will asks what Holly's favorite sexual position is. Do they really ask that? Bailey can't believe it either. Will says it's on the list, and starts to chuckle about some of the other questions on there. Bailey asks what he's laughing about. Will talks about a question regarding their worst fight, and Holly put down something that Bailey did at her cousin's house. If Holly's from England, why does she have so many relatives in the U.S.? I mean, I can understand a few, but remember at that wedding when she had a million relatives? And couldn't she live with one of them to save money so she doesn't have to work full time and lose her student visa? These are the kinds of things I wonder when my mind wanders during this show, which is often. Also, wouldn't Bailey and Holly's worst fight be when Bailey showed up at her apartment drunk and she slammed the door on him? Anyway, Bailey is offended that Holly told Will about the thing at the cousin's house, because he wasn't hitting on anyone. Will says he knows how Bailey is, and admonishes him for doing something like that. Bailey says he doesn't want to talk about it. Well, that's helpful.
Julia is packing in her room when Claudia asks to come in. Julia covers up the evidence that she is leaving while Claudia enters. Claude needs to talk to Julia, and Julia needs to talk to Claudia. Julia tells Claude to go first. Claudia wrote a letter to Todd telling him she wants to break up. Julia asks what happened. Claudia strokes Julia's ego some more by saying that she was right about the dream just being what Claude wanted to happen. Claudia relates how she asked to drive Todd's car and then said she loved him, and everything went horribly wrong, and that even if she feels that way, obviously Todd doesn't. Julia tries to indoctrinate Claudia into the Feminine Wiles school, and asks if she said she loved Todd because she really loves him, or because she wanted to hear him say it back. Claude admits that it was a little of both. Julia says Claude should be proud of herself for being able to admit her feelings. Claude asks what she should do and Julia asks her what she wants to do. Claudia thinks for a minute and then consults with the writers on their plans for the series finale. They tell her that Claudia and Todd are definitely still together in the finale, so Claudia tears up the letter. Then, because Claudia is the one Salinger who sometimes thinks about other people, she asks Julia what she wanted to talk about. Julia says it was nothing.