Party of Five

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At Stilman Press, Julia tells Evan that everyone missed him at dinner. Evan sends his regrets, and says he feels bad about it. Julia says, "You feel bad." Evan says that he had no idea his meeting would go on so long. Julia tells him to stop by their house to meet the family. Evan says he will, and tries to get back to work. Julia tells him to pick a night right now. Evan says that he's very busy. Julia finally quits the passive-aggressive approach and tells Evan to admit that he doesn't want to meet her family. Evan tries to object, so Julia says she will bring them all to his office so he can't wriggle out of it. Boy, she is persistent. Evan says that he's not sure about meeting her family and he would like to wait, but he will meet them tomorrow if it would make her happy. Except he says it in that annoying rhetorical question way that one of my old bosses used, and that I hate. Would I do it tomorrow if it would make you happy? Absolutely. Am I looking for an answer to these questions? No. Does anyone know why I'm talking like this? Definitely not.

Bailey, Will and Griffin are standing outside a strip club. Bailey doesn't want to go in and Will and Griffin try to convince him. Will says that it will be a chance for human interaction. Bailey wonders how that could be the case since they aren't allowed to talk to or touch the women. Will says the interaction will be with his friends. Griffin says he's going to go inside while they hash it out. Bailey makes fun of Will's interaction explanation: "Hey man, wonder what she looks like naked. Well, pretty much like that." Will says, "You make it sound totally cheap and empty." Bailey gives him a look like, "Duh!"

Griffin makes his way into the strip club while "Push It" by Garbage plays and women in various states of undress writhe around poles onstage. Griffin takes a seat and orders a beer. One of the strippers comes right up to him and undoes her top, giving him an eyeful. Griffin smiles and takes in the sights, and his eyes slowly travel up her body until he sees her face: "Daphne?" It is Daphne, wearing a long, brown wig. She makes Griffin swear on his life and on his mother that he won't tell anyone he saw her there. Griffin says he won't, but tells her to get out of there before Bailey and Will arrive. She gathers up her breasts and leaves.

Party of Five

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