Claudia talks to Cameron at school. Cameron says that Lex mentioned the haunted house. Claudia tells him he could "come as Harry Houdini -- master of illusions." I bet if this were last season, she would've said "Linda Tripp -- betrayer of friends." Cameron says he knows the website bugs her. Claudia says he should talk to Alexa instead of posting mean things on his website. Cameron says Lex is obsessed with her looks. Claudia shouts, "She's a girl!" and Cameron protests that Claudia isn't like that. Uh-oh, I think someone has a little crush on Claude! She retorts, "I'm not your girlfriend and Alexa deserves better than anonymous advice on the Internet." Cameron says he's just trying to help her. Claudia says that he's really original (he is?) and Lex doesn't know and that he should be himself. I don't get where Cameron, Mr. Turtleneck Sweater and Cargo Pants, gets off saying Lex is obsessed with her looks.

Owen is impressed by the haunted house as Victor smiles and tells him to "always cultivate friends in the theater." Griffin wheels in a coffin and asks where they want it. He and Victor carry it upstairs. Griffin asks how they got Bailey to agree to this and Victor says he didn't, but Owen said it was okay. Owen looks worried.

Kirsten and Charlie are at the doctor's office. The receptionist is telling Kirsten that the doctor is running late. Charlie suggests they reschedule but Kirsten says they were lucky to get this appointment. A woman enters and hugs another woman, and it's clear from their conversation that they know one another because they've both been getting fertility treatments for a long time. The two women begin to totally discuss their personal business in front of God and everyone right there in the lobby. One woman is on her third try and the other is on her fourth. While Charlie and Kirsten listen, they discuss how the hormones cause an "emotional roller coaster" and how the insurance doesn't cover it anymore, and how when she leaves she doesn't know whether to "drive to the loony bin or the poor house." Kirsten keeps trying to get into the doctor's office to get away from these women while Charlie listens wide-eyed.