Bailey and Will have escaped the wrestlers and are walking down the street. Will is all excited about what happened, and he can't believe Bailey didn't have fun. Bailey says he was out of control all day and he has people who depend on him, plus he might have missed Sarah's call. That might be sad or middle-aged to Will, but it's true.
Julie stabs the pâté with toothpicks as Isabel dances with Evan. Isabel comes over and Julia asks what she's doing. Isabel replies, "Whatever I can, baby!" Julia asks her to stop because it makes her feel uncomfortable. Isabel says she doesn't care. There aren't many good men out there, and she isn't going to give up on this one because it makes Julia feel awkward, unless she's interested in Evan. Another woman spills something on Evan's uniform and Isabel says that one of them better go over to him or they're both going to lose him to the new woman, and Julia gets first shot. After a couple of false starts, Julia says she'll go. I think we need more characters like Isabel and Will to tell the Salingers what's what.
Bailey walks into the house and sees tons of people in costume. Claudia is dressed up as Susanna Hoffs from the Bangles, I think, and she's dancing with a bunch of ten-year-olds. Griffin is dressed up like a greaser, which means hardly any costume at all. Owen (dressed as a lion, I think) and Victor (dressed as a pharaoh) run by. Bailey walks in and checks the messages, but there aren't any. Victor explains that he and Owen had stuff to work out, but then Owen walks in so Victor starts giving a speech about how it's all his fault and he's the one to blame. Then he says, "Right, Owen?" Owen says no. Victor asks if Owen would like to tell Bailey another version. Owen says no. Victor asks if Bailey has anything to say to Owen, like maybe something about consequences. Bailey says he doesn't know why Sarah didn't call. Victor says she did leave a message, and tells Bailey to rewind the tape.
Alexa walks into the house crying and says that Cameron broke up with her. Claudia asks her about it and Lex says he told her he can't talk to her and that he wants to be himself. Oops! Lex cries and hugs Claudia, who looks a little guilty that she gave Cameron the words to use in the breakup.
Kirsten is sitting outside, and I have no idea what her costume is supposed to be. The only difference I can see from her normal look is that her hair actually has some volume, and it looks better. Charlie, dressed as a vampire and not Pat Riley, sits down next to her. Kirsten says she would be happy with any baby but she has a dream where they have a baby that looks like the two of them. She tells Charlie that the reality is that she doesn't remember being sick, but Charlie does and in some ways it was harder on him than on her.