Ballot time. Cameron reminds us that a mutiny requires a unanimous vote, and the nine jury members come up to spike their vote cards on the dagger. Azmyth gives Joe Don a long (if not mutinous) look before his vote, as does Sean. Cameron counts up the votes, and says that there are no votes for mutiny, which means the Captain is safe. So is Joy. And in a 5-4 vote, the person who's being cut adrift tonight is...Christian. He and Louie share a regretful look as Joe Don comes down from the top deck to cut Christian loose. Guess you didn't play that one too well, you guys. Christian climbs over the side and onto the raft (which is of course the same raft John sailed off on, complete with electric lantern and hidden trolling motor), and Joe Don does his thing with the sword again, sending Christian out into the night on his floating taxi. Christian interviews that he'll miss his fellow crewmen the most. Even the assholes?

You know, once you get past the initial shock of how stupid this show is, you realize that it's actually kind of boring.