...Is what I would say, if I wanted a big fucking hassle from a bunch of douchebags, so I won't. Brian's song still contains the words about his face getting stupid, and Jes and Jackie complain at length about how he's singing so loud they can't think.
Jackie: "Some dude singing is not a club hit."
Jes: "Seriously, who wants to hear this song at all?"
Brian: "Wrong. Elvis called, you're wrong."
Jackie: "Dude, here's the thing. You've already written a song called 'My Ridiculous," which makes no sense, and contains the lyric ''til my face gets stupid,' which also makes no sense. Do you really want to add your douchey self into the mix here?"
Brian: "I am amazing. I paint myself with Amazing. I am my own Ridiculous. I write for the widows and the orphans and Nevin. I can't believe what I'm hearing right now. I am getting railroaded."
Jes: Sings it to him to show how the sound could actually sound good.
Brian: Nearly cries with visible rage.
Sonyae: "It's true. Nick is an amazing collaborator. Despite being the most awfulest."
Melissa: Mostly some crazy talk that once again turns into an awesome song.
Scotty: Mostly just dancing; perhaps lending an air of sophisticated uranianism.
Johnny: Absolutely 100% heterosexual dancing.
Amber: "The thing is that lyrically, Karen's a dolt, and that makes me nervous."
Nick/Sonyae: Pretty amazing.
Melissa: "They love their chorus and they love ignoring me. They love those two things. I do not love either of those things."
Jes/Jackie: "Brian is all about production, now that we've kicked him out of being the creepy singing role. Jackie will now be assuming that role."
EVEN L.A. GAYS KNOW NICK'S A BAD CALL
Sonyae: "You know how people dress up to go to the dance club? I am the best at that."
Scotty: "It was a gay bar just like every gay bar like I go to, because surprise I'm gay. Can you believe it?"
The Universe Entire: "Yes."