Sonyae suddenly is flailing in the weeds and weeping at the console even though Kara merely said the same thing that Jewel, Perez, and everybody on this show every single week always says, including Sonyae herself. I really hope this one isn't the one where Sonyae cracks. I don't want that one to even exist.

Although speaking of breakdowns, it's sort of chilling that we break for commercial after three of these Kara sessions, meaning we could very well be dealing with ten minutes of Jes in a minute. Immediately the image is of Jes pressed against the cornered ceiling of the recording studio, screaming in Aramaic, everything's on fire, Kara's down there saying Our Fathers in Latin trying to calm her down. One wonders not whether but how closely this will prove correct.

WHEN KARAS ATTACK: JES

Jes, verbatim: "I'm so not into fronting..."
Awesome.
Kara: "It's neat that you have such pretty melodies, but like every week your lyrics are just kind of self-pitying and fronting in that P!nk way that you still seem to believe is empowering and not just sort of gross."
Jes: "Yo."

POST-KARA SITUATIONS

Scotty: "My confidence is completely shaken. I will draw on my experience with Jordin Sparks."

Nick: "My confidence is completely shaken. I will draw on my extensive experience being in heterosexual relationships with 100% bitches. Women are the worst!"

Jes: "My confidence is completely shaken."

Sonyae: "[No idea. No clue at all.]"

Jes: "I like collaborating because it allows me to synthesize other people's ideas without contributing in any way."
Sonyae: "My entire family is diseased and on fire."
Jes: "I am better than Nick! Why don't people just know that without me having to demonstrate any skills?"
Nick: "Not to freak your mind, but high school was kind of tough on me."
Scotty: "I painted high school with amazing at the time, I'm going to paint it with amazing today. And if some guys get pregnant in their butts, well, It Gets Better."

Hip Vice-Principal Who Can Talk To The Youth: "Yo peeps I got to tweet you with some mad hot beats you knowmsayn yo."

Jes: "Taio Cruz is here! He's like the black Mark Ronson, in that what would be mediocre in America somehow becomes amazing when British people do it. The same reason Lady Gaga and Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow all talk like that. It's also why Lindsay Lohan continues to flail in the mire, because she refuses to knuckle under to the Anglophile Cabal and talk like a jackass just to appear relevant. In other news, wotcher guvner, wot wot?"