(Actually I am grateful. Scotty has put his finger on Nick's problem with her, possibly; for certain he has nailed why my own emotional relationship with Jackie Tohn has been so tempestuous for so many years now.)
Jackie, in tears: "Well, thanks for informing me of the 'general consensus.'"
Scotty: "It's not me, I'm just saying that you have this reputational handicap in the game show..."
Scotty: Visual frustration that he's being perceived as attacking her and/or speaking for the group, when he -- and we -- know it's Melissa he wants gone. This part was amazing
Scotty, off-camera: "Bitch, I am not coming for you! Don't start with me!"
Nick: Finding it hard to reconcile his nasty glee at all this business versus pretending to be above it all. Also, is wearing a fedora cocked sideways like to make you wanna motherfucking kill him.
Johnny: Intense, uncomfortable, intensely uncomfortable.
When exactly did I fall for Scotty? How odd. He's kind of great.
Jackie: "So who is talking shit about me, then? If not Scotty, who? If not now, when?"
Nick: "I think Sonyae hates Jackie. [Surprise surprise, his second-tier obsessive hate object.] Pretty sure she called you a bitch and said your mother sucks dicks in Jersey."
Sonyae: "The fuck are you talking about? I am way too self-obsessed to worry about anybody else. Whenever Jackie starts talking about herself I just change her name to my name and assume she's talking about me. It's the only way to survive being roommates with her. But also I do that anyway, with everybody, all the time."
Nick: "No, I'm pretty sure you said she has a dark side. Also that you want to fuck Amber and that you hate Sonyae. Pretty sure that was you."
Nick, using a ventriloquist's trick to throw his voice toward a corner: "You're right, Nick. I heard Sonyae hates Jackie too!"
Sonyae: "Seriously, you are so fucking full of shit."
Nick: "Things are getting out of control. Sonyae is acting crazy, you guys!"
Sonyae: "Fine! I will act crazy! You are the worst!"
Nick: "But everybody forgot how I totally just lied about the bullshit I've been up to."













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