Platinum Hit
Platinum Hit

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Jacob Clifton: A+ | 674 USERS: B-
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Do Not Miss Your Chance to Blow

Johnny: "Can you think of any famous walls?"
Jes: "You know, like, emotional walls..."
Johnny: "-- Emotional walls! Jinx, we're so in sync."

Scotty: "Barf. Let's sing opera in our song."
He sings this totally beautiful take on the hook and it sounds like a superhero taking flight.
Scotty: Explains that same thing. This is going to be great, actually.

Brian: "Jackie, what is this song about?"
Jackie: "Being white and wishing you are black."
Amber: "This is within my wheelhouse."
Brian: "Yeah, I think we're all on the same page here."

They decide on doo-wop for the other element; Brian has decided that this is Amber's genre. Amber's like Sure, whatever.

Sonyae: "Sonyae's song is mostly about Sonyae. Sonyae would like Nick to write it."
Nick: "What about like rap-rock?"
Sonyae: "What a great idea you just had."
Melissa: Wanders around being a weird old bitch like usual.
Nick & Sonyae: Fight about something, who knows what.
Melissa: "Who gives a shit about any of this, really."

Scotty stresses about their timeframe and starts putting together this beautiful track; Johnny keeps coming up with "brilliant" lyrics that Jes just so totally loves, and Scotty is just grossed out. This is because it is gross, but the show seems to feel like he's feeling third-wheeled when honestly they're just ignoring the task so they can be annoying.

Brian: "I'm not interested in doing novelty music, obviously, because that's embarrassing. So what if it was beautiful?"
Jackie & Amber: Coming up with pretty creative ideas that play the music off the lyrics, like talking about having off timing and then the music goes off, or talking about bad rhymes and then spitting a bad one. This song is going to be so annoying.

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