Nick: "Clearly that will be me that wins the thing you were talking about before a random radio reference caused Ryan Seacrest to obliterate your mind."

The one week he's not the king of the collabo, they throw in this twist. He's going to be so bitter! (How will we tell?)

Brian-Sonyae-Scott: Continue to be amazing.
Jackie-Johnny-Nick: Can't even explain what their song is about at this point.

Jes: "I came back to life, and I'm wasting the shit out of it by worrying if Johnny will like the song I wrote about him."
Johnny: "I guarantee that a song about me will be liked by me."
Jes & Johnny: "We guarantee that schmoople shmozzle schnicklefrits. Put your face on my face. We were not popular in high school and missed out on some basic experiences."

Brian: "Sonyae, I continue to focus on your visual impact like every week when I've brought this up. Could you wear something red because Scott and I are wearing black?"
Sonyae: "Nope."
Brian: "Not even like a scarf?"
Sonyae: "Nope."
Brian: "Good having this talk with you."

PERFORMANCES

Ryan Tedder has aged like twenty years from what he looks like in my head. He's added twenty years -- and a porkpie -- to the image in my head. The boy's a time bomb!

Scotty-Sonyae-Brian: "Love Me To Life." Scott and Sonyae do this little skit with their song about feelings and things and Kara sways back and forth and Brian has lots of passion about his instrument. It takes a while to get to the very Tedder chorus, which is not as great as it sounded in the studio but might be awesome in some other performance. I don't know. Not as much of a fan as I thought.