JUDGEMENTATIONS

Jes-Melissa are the bottom song, of course, because one of them was dead and unfocused and the other one is a howling, awful lunatic who has not yet done Thing One on this show and only stays because of creepers like Karen.

Kara: "I loved the title of Sonyae's song, of course, because it's silly boring wordplay like this which has made me a household name that nobody can spell. Sonyae, perhaps you should get to the chorus sooner. Perhaps eliminate the verses altogether, and just sing those four words over and over for one million years until a person could literally die from agony. Works for Alicia Keys."

Jewel: "Nick, thank you for writing a better song than usual. I'm not naming any names, but I think it might have something to do with the people on your team who are way more talented and intelligent than you are, and who actually wrote the song."
Johnny: "Well, I just want to make fun of Sonyae's song's classic structure and try to explain our song one more time."
Kara: "I fucking hated this entire concept, the Inception thing about the girls talking to each other about the boy or whatever happened. Part of this is that I don't like women, an established fact is that I am uncomfortable with women, so I found the idea of a conversation between two women that didn't erupt into a sing-off or violence, I found that unbelievable. The other judges do not hate women as much as I do, so they didn't find it laughable."
Everybody: Talks about this forever like it's not totally stupid.

The best song, it turns out, is Sonyae's song. Probably because of how Brian always plays in such a weirdly sensual fashion, probably that has a subliminal effect because it's hard to look at. Of course Nick shits himself about this, because other people winning equals him losing. But wait, who is going to get immunity? Brian made the melody for the verses, Scott did the Tedderesque track (which he loved, by the way, because duh) and then they decide that Sonyae of course contributed the most.

Sonyae is going to win this show, I think. That's honestly what I think. She's the right mix of things this show is about.