My Ridiculous: "Like what if there was an old man and then he was you, but older?"
Johnny: "What."
Brian: "Do you get it, and he has a pair of dice in his hands? And then he throws them in the air so high?"
Johnny: "What is going on right now? What are you even talking about?"
Brian: "Chill, buddy. Transform your energy."
Johnny: "Speaking of risk, why don't you go write a bridge somewhere else and get out of my boxer briefs? Ocupados, usted."

Jackie: (Sings some pretty song.)
Scotty: (Improves it so much that it's no longer Country; starts doing the track which is where he really shines; ignores them completely.)
Jackie & Sonyae: (Cannot handle that Scotty is ignoring them.)

Jes: "Like what kind of story do you want to tell?"
Nick: "No one cares about me... But me."

The only story he will ever tell.

Their poppy cutesy pie things meld together in an annoying way, and they'll be fine.

Jackie: "Is the track hot? Is the guitar part cool? Can we see what the song even sounds like?"

Scotty plays the track and piano and it sounds really pretty, actually. Nice strings. Scotty points out to us that he was the one that suggested Country, because he's good at it. It sounds good.

If you asked me to write a song about Risk, I would write it about taking over countries. There aren't enough songs about taking over countries. "Too much diplomacy/ Not enough shit blowing up/ Your Ambassador's time on Earth is limited/ You're the one who didn't want to play Cranium."

Team Reggae... I don't know. Johnny can do no wrong. It sounds dumb, but his songs always sound dumb and it's fine because dumb works on this show. Dumb works more often on this show than bonkers does, which makes sense if you think about music at all.

Jes: "For the sixth episode in a row, I have figured out that Nick is amazing to write with."
Nick: "These people are only talented when they are working with me. Narcissism is a coping strategy I developed ever since I horrified all the people around me as a child and they left me on a mountaintop."