Over breakfast, Christina tries to convince Judy that she is messing up Judy's life. She even tries to take the blame for setting the Kramers' boat on fire, which she has to realize sounds pretty bizarre if you're not familiar with, you know, the whole Satan thing. Judy reassures Christina that she is not bringing bad luck to Point Pleasant, and commiserates with her over the fact that her father still hasn't phoned. She hopes Christina will stay with them for a long time. Clearly Judy has not been keeping up with the Thursday night television rankings.
We're treated to some more SatanCam, as well as the usual stock footage of boardwalk rides. I keep expecting to see lobster traps or maybe a random shot of Niagara Falls, since it is painfully obvious that no one involved with this show has ever actually been to the Jersey shore.
Downtown, Sarah is looking super-preppy in her cardigan and pearl necklace (oh, quit it) as she gets ready to conduct a walking tour of Point Pleasant history. Surprisingly enough, she's got some takers. It's not that I have anything against history per se; it's just that I can't imagine spending a beautiful day walking through town when I could be at the beach. After giving her introductory spiel, Sarah turns and bumps right into Melrose Jake. He holds her kind of close as he mentions how happy he is to see her. Well, yes, that is half a roll of Lifesavers in his pocket. Why do you ask? Of course, Sarah's husband, Logan, chooses just this moment to drive by and stare balefully at his wife, who isn't even doing anything wrong. However, to be fair, from far away it does look as if she and Jake are holding hands.
As Sarah nervously breaks away and starts leading her group on their tour, Melrose Jake tags along and tries to convince her that there's nothing wrong with the "harmless sexual tension" they share. That doesn't get him very far, though, which makes me wonder what's wrong with Sarah. I mean, Jake is hot, and Logan's a creepy stalker. Jake switches tactics and encourages Sarah to tell "the truth" to her tour group. It will "set [her] free," whatever the hell that's supposed to mean in this context. A frazzled Sarah leads her tour group away. Melrose Jake smiles a self-satisfied smile that really should detract from his hotness, but doesn't.