Popstars

Cry, Little Sister

By Pamie | Aired on 2001.11.09

Jackie Has Issues, Y'all - So, this is it. The last recap of Popstars. My mother told me that if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all. Unfortunately, that doesn't get a recap finished, so don't tell my mom about this. It...

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2-5 Recap	Cry, Little Sister Jackie Has Issues, Y'all - The grossest breakup on the WB gets special attention this evening as the Salvucci Sibs have to say a tearful goodbye in front of way too many people.	2001.11.09 2001.11.13	B-	Pamie
Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Grade	Author
2-4 Recap	California Dreamin' The Tension! The Tears! The Predictability! - The judges narrow the finalists down to twenty-six, which also happens to be the average age of a Popstars auditioner.	2001.11.08 2001.11.10	C+	Pamie
2-3 Recap	Alexandra Bitchlier Busts a Move If You Can't Dance - First I limp to the side like my legs was broken/ shakin' & twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'/ crazy wack funky/ people say, "You look like Tyrreggnngnniallld on crack, Pamie!"	2001.1.001 2001.11.02	B-	Pamie
2-2 Recap	Faith Hill Apologizes, Cuts Off Ears Callback's a Bitch - And so will the rest of you after nine thousand renditions of "I Love the Way" or whatever the hell the name of that song is. On Day two of callbacks, producers cut people we never meet and introduce people that are only mildly interesting.	2001.10.25 2001.10.27	C	Pamie
2-1 Recap	Smells Like Teens Sucking I'm Like a Turd! I Will Not Flush Away! - Six thousand people prove why there should be a tougher screening process to get into show business. On a brighter note, six thousand people just used up their fifteen minutes of fame in a way that didn't bother most people in this world.	2001.10.18 2001.10.19	B-	Pamie
1-14 Extra	Suckapasucka Teenapalooza - Fox puts on a big concert somewhere in Virginia called Teenapalooza. Stee and Pamie decide to recap it. Who has made the bigger error? It's too close to call, really.	2001.06.29 2001.06.28	N/A	Pamie
1-13 Recap	Eden's Crush, We Hardly Bothered To Know Ye The "First" Concert - The girls say a very long goodbye. A very, very long goodbye. Somewhere in Los Angeles, they're still saying goodbye.	2001.04.06 2001.04.12	C	Pamie
1-12 Recap	When Will the Fans Stop Screaming, Clarice? Shut Up, Nicole - St. Elmo hired lots of young people to pretend to love these girls. Eden's Crush eats it up like honey.	2001.03.30 2001.04.03	F	Pamie
1-11 Recap	I Hate You Guys So Much Shut Up, Maile - The girls go on a press tour. Their biggest fear? "Looking stupid" in front of the world. Los Angeles crumbles at the sound of the worldwide simultaneous screaming of the words "Too Late!"	2001.03.23 2001.03.29	F	Pamie
1-10 Recap	Wah! It's Hard to Stand Still For Pictures! Shut Up, Ivette - The girls have a photo shoot. You'd think they were all told they're shooting porn. Except they aren't as excited.	2001.03.16 2001.03.19	C	Pamie
1-9 Recap	Blah, blah, blah, Presscakes Blahbeddy Bloo - Hey girls? Wanna make a video? Yeah? Well, do you have to put us through the whole damn process? How about some nekkid parts or something? And what is up with Rosanna's hair?	2001.03.09 2001.03.16	C-	Pamie
1-8 Recap	Boo. The World Sleeps - The show has gone way downhill now that the group has been chosen. One long rehearsal is followed by one long performance. Boring.	2001.03.02 2001.03.06	C-	Pamie
1-7 Recap	Oh, Get Over Yourselves Eden Is Crying - The girls start making their first single. There's really nothing more boring than these girls and their stupid-ass complaints.	2001.02.23 2001.02.27	B-	Pamie
1-6 Recap	The Longest Cut Making the Band - In this hour-long episode the final five girls are chosen. To do that, the producers have to humiliate the other girls in their living rooms. It's the only thing that makes sense.	2001.02.16 2001.02.22	B+	Pamie
1-5 Recap	Oh, That Corner? That's the One We Put Baby In. The Blur of Tears - The quickest elimination. Ten girls get the cut before you have a chance to evaluate.	2001.02.09 2001.02.12	B-	Pamie
1-4 Recap	Tears On My Pillow L.A. Apologizes for Noise Violations - The L.A. workshop quickly turns into a sob fest. The girls learn that L.A. is a harsh, cruel mistress.	2001.02.02 2001.02.06	B+	Pamie
1-4 Extra	Jangela Speaks! Jangela Speaks! - She may have already gotten the boot, but she still gets the last word.	2001.02.05 2001.02.04	N/A	Pamie
1-3 Recap	You Won't Be Dancin', Yeah If You Can't Dance - The callbacks end with a quick dance audition. The Hyphentwins argue with St. Elmo on the twenty-six girls that will be asked to participate in a week-long workshop in L.A. Which girls make the cut? No real surprises here.	2001.01.26 2001.01.28	B+	Pamie
1-2 Recap	Das Boot Callback Craptastic - It's the second day. That means more songs to butcher, more names to slaughter, and more girls you want to strangle. Come see all the murderous fun. Hyphentwins: medicate!	2001.01.19 2001.01.25	B+	Pamie
1-1 Recap	Girls, Girls, Girls Pilot - Meet all the girls of the newest WB show Popstars as they warble, slut and whine their way into your hearts.	2001.01.12 2001.01.17	B+	Pamie