Maile and Ivette struggle up the stairs with a large suitcase. This is like the scenes The Real World doesn't bother to show you because they are boring. Boring as all hell.

Rosanna is preparing something in the kitchen as Maile talks: "Tomorrow, girls, we're gonna be on the program! We are not allowed to eat cookies! Or dairy! Or..." Ivette interrupts to suggest they eat all of that food now and work it off tomorrow. In a split screen, Ivette reminds us that they are five different people chosen from five different parts of the country, picked to live in a loft and find out what happens when people start being nice and start creating music to torture the world.

Nicole makes everyone join hands and pray before their dinner. Ana Maria is wearing a hat and scarf and coat at the dinner table. Does this seem strange only to me?

We see shots of the girls in their beds, trying to hide from the cameras, as they aren't wearing all of their Slutglow makeup.

It's the next morning, and the girls are brushing their teeth, putting on sweats and tennis shoes, and getting ready to work out. Man, I am so damn bored, people. We're told that the girls "need to get in shape for the physical demands" that the group will put them through. In a split screen, Nicole tells us the secret to developing an eating disorder: if you tell yourself that you can't work any harder and you feel like you're going to pass out and your body doesn't want to move anymore, you just go to this Zen place and work through the pain, and push yourself even harder until you really are about to die. Then you're pretty.